King of the hill

As I sit on the thrown my first order as king of the hill is that all my knights will build a castle around me stopping anyone from taking the thrown from me.

 
I claim my right to the hill and throne over the previous claimant because atleast I knew it was called a 'throne' and not a 'thrown'. 

 
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As Zargar is about to sit on the throne I push a button making the seat of the throne open and Zargar falls though and right into a cell where he has no lost his title, making me the King of the Hill again.

 
Stills sits here drinking coffee*

Thrones and throwns are overrated 

 
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I spike the coffee that you give him so when he taste it. It taste like a chewed up boot that has been in the bottom of the lake for month. This makes him refuse your offer and attack you instead of me making me safe once again with no threat in sight. I make a new law that anyone who has a partner must try and multiple once a week on a Saturday unless over the age ove 50. All men and women must learn basic self defence skills at the age of 13 so if any future threat comes to try and take my throne from me then they will have the people to deal with. 

 
Except that you forgot that this was only a hill and it only has two people: You and Cenna. I redirect an airstrike to the hill and blow you and Cenna to bits. I claim the throne, but I have several tons of TNT under so if I die it blows up and goes with me.

 
I tunnel under the hill and diffuse all the TNT, I then make a stand near the hill selling cheap TNT to those fighting for the hill. Now I wait.

 
Isaacia said:
Except that you forgot that this was only a hill and it only has two people: You and Cenna. I redirect an airstrike to the hill and blow you and Cenna to bits. I claim the throne, but I have several tons of TNT under so if I die it blows up and goes with me.
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It's is you who has forgotten that I got all my knights to make a castle around the hill. which then allowed me to make more people and having a population of 100,000+ 

dakota K. said:
I tunnel under the hill and diffuse all the TNT, I then make a stand near the hill selling cheap TNT to those fighting for the hill. Now I wait.
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I buy all the TNT off you and set land mines around the gates of my castle.

Bear said:
Made a wish in another thread nearby.

The hill is now mine
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Cenna brakes though the door jumping on you while he is high on coffee. He goes crazy and is unable to control himself, and because of your wish he turns into the hulk and rips you limb from limb making your blood splash everywhere on my nice new floor boards.

I once again have removed all threat to my throne and takes a seat.

 
I cut off all of black's coffee supply, making Cenna turn on him. Now that Cenna has been killed by Black and Black severely wounded, the people revolt because of the strict rules and a successful revolution is launched against Black, overthrowing and killing him in the process. I claim the hill and convince the people to support me instead of a deceased Black.

 
dakota K. said:
I use my new funds to buy more weapons and explosives opening another weapons shop near the hill. I'm open for business.
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I buy all your stock and give it to my Knights of TheLostKingdom on top of the hill.

Isaacia said:
I cut off all of black's coffee supply, making Cenna turn on him. Now that Cenna has been killed by Black and Black severely wounded, the people revolt because of the strict rules and a successful revolution is launched against Black, overthrowing and killing him in the process. I claim the hill and convince the people to support me instead of a deceased Black.
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I use my BlackMagic to raise Cenna and myself from the dead. I walk into the lower town and everyone grabbed there weapons and starts slowly walking behind me because they only followed you out of fear. We all walk up to the throne which I made a ball room around it and killed anyone who stood in my way. I got my throne back and started a coffee farm in one of the outer villagers which Cenna lives in. 3 Years past with me being the King of the Hill and the population has gotten up to +1,000,000.

 
I rinse and repeat my actions advancing the almighty war economy! Now I have military surplus IFVs with ammo for sale, your patronage is always appreciated BlackAsLight.  

 
dakota K. said:
I rinse and repeat my actions advancing the almighty war economy! Now I have military surplus IFVs with ammo for sale, your patronage is always appreciated BlackAsLight.  
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I buy your hole stock and I am looking for some hot air balloons for future plans. >:)

 
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