King of the hill

Dismalia is a guy. I call in some of my relatives from china, tell them they are giving away free meals. When you are bombarded by the rush of hungry chinamen i sift my way through the chaos and find myself the king of the hill. I dunno what happened to you. Maybe they mistook you for a large dog and they took you away for a buffet.

 
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I detonate a 25 kiloton fusion weapon near the hill making Ari1993 seek shelter from the fallout, I walk up the hill in a radiation suit and sit on the throne I am now king of the kill.

 
I build a new hill out of contamination range, and reclaim it. I then set bear traps, spikes, and build a steel fence with razor wire around the hill. Then i build a four foot thick, twenty foot high, marble wall around the fence and hire snipers to guard for any possible intruders. 

My hill.

 
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Lmfao. II turned Dismalia into a tree. Then I cast a spell that keeps me safe. The spell will make any of my enemys turn to dust. I have built an army that is almost impossible to get through. I built a castle with a mote. Alligators, crocodiles, priahnans are all swimming and waiting g eagerally for someone to snack on. 

I now rule this hill! 

 
Ari1993 said:
Lmfao. II turned Dismalia into a tree. Then I cast a spell that keeps me safe. The spell will make any of my enemys turn to dust. I have built an army that is almost impossible to get through. I built a castle with a mote. Alligators, crocodiles, priahnans are all swimming and waiting g eagerally for someone to snack on. 

I now rule this hill! 
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The power drain of your spell (assuming it doesn't just freeze you) eventually begins to put you at risk, so the spell cancels itself. Your Immune system, having been weakened by the assistance of the spell, cannot handle the sudden influx of disease, and you die a quick, painful death.

My hill. bitch.

 
I told the CIA the hill may be a terrorist (says the man who detonated a nuke) the hill is now being detained in Guantanamo bay for questioning it's no ones hill again.

 
this hill was actually an ancient burial ground where I was buried after I was assassinated. the presence of a king awoke the dead, and I pop out from my grave at the top of the hill, causing I.C to run away in fear. I am now the undead king of the hill.

yessss

 
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I tell the undead king of the hill if I can have the hill he may have all the undead lady's he likes he agrees I'm king of da hill

 
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