King of the hill

 I use a AC-130 5mm to kill the king off the hill

I sit on the throne and become a Greek wind god and make avalanches happen all the time my mnt Everest

 
You missed...... And with the help of Queen Elsa I am able to stop your avalannches and turn you into a ice statue. Still my mountain. Ha-ha 

:)  

 
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Vitaris Liguritio said:
I realize that hills are quite useless, so I pull up a chair and eat popcorn, watching the scene like Gettysburg. 
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I join Vitaris in watching the randomness that is happening. I also grab my hand-help matter transporter and put one in a vat of popcorn that has a filter for seeds so my bag never gets empty or gets filled with seeds.

 
I casually walk up the hill realize it's not nice to take from girls get Bruce Jenner to fight her and take the hill. My hill :P

 
I suddenly decide to end this madness for once and for all. I grab a pot of coffee and place it at the bottom of the hill, where Cenna immediately runs down and tries to drink it all, but realizes that it is poisonous too late. I plant several thousand tons of explosives under the hill and blow it up.

 
I go to the hill with a priest, where he performs an exorcism and vanquishes all ghosts and spirits. 

I then declare myself king of the hill.

 
I decide that it was time that I got involved and grab my trusty HK417. I flip the safety off and spray Keyes full of lead. I then sign an indestructable and unmovable charter that stands at the top of the thill proclaiming that Isaacia is now the rightful owner of the hill.

 
Hmmm then I murder Isaacia making the charter null and void my hill.

 
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I climb up the hill and offer cenna a cup of coffee. He says of course and while pouring It, I throw it in his face melting his skin off. 

I am now king manatee of the hill! 

 
Makes a fake manatee babe. Puts at bottom of the hill in which galactic manatee runs off too her I set her on fire and while manatee cries I take the hill. My hill( also on a side note it now has a mote of coffee)

 
I freeze the coffee, allowing me to walk over it and I walk up to the hill. I shove Cenna into the moat as it starts heating up and Cenna burns to death in coffee.

Thats why gluttony is one of the 7 deadly sins.

 
I realize I was already a ghost and you gon try killing me again so I get up outta my coffee moat haunt the crusaders they run like babies carrying bear cause he paid them and all. I then walk up the hill. My hill

 
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