King of the hill

Looks like Chris has an army of undead people. Many souls have died upon this hillside. Ha-ha  so now there is two battles to rule. The living.....and the......not so living........let the Games begin! Lol (Shrugs) it seemed funny In my head. 

 
Using the black magic that brought me back from the dead I summon a million undead Roman Legionaries and march upon the hill, killing anything that get in my path. I have conquered the hill in the name of Rome. I build a massive Roman fort with sentry towers, massive concrete walls 100 ft high, spikes, and a million undead Roman Legionaries guarding the hill. My hill bitches, I'm king of the Hill now, Caesar back!

 
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I send in assassin to kill the king that fails so I find a time machine and go back and kill the king while he is still a kid I come back to present time. My hill boys and Ladys

 
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I pull the chair from underneath Vitaris Liguritio and suffocate him with his own popcorn bag.

I then notice the hill that he had been looking at. 

I hire Mercs from International Revolution to raid the hill and kill all inhabitants. When they are done I sit in my throne and declare myself king of the hill.

 
I extract myself from the binding of Isaac and go to a hill that has no radiation. I sit down and claim that one instead. Then, I create a nuke based on the principle of antimatter and launch it at the first hill and watch as the molecules that made up the hill be annihilated.

 
I walk up to the top of the hill and place a small, wooden sign. Upon the sign are the words "Nukes/Big Bombs/large explosions are temporarily being ignored for overuse"

I wave to Isaacia on my way down.

Isaccia's dumbdstruck face produces a single tear. His whispers are heard only by the wind. "No more boom-boom......."  :(

 
builds a vat, fills it with mountain dew, lures dismal into a trap, patiently waits thirty days for the flesh and bones to dissolve, and claims the throne.

 
don't think it has been tested on humans lol, but there was a lawsuit on pepsi because a guy said he found a mouse in his mountain dew that was canned a year before he opened it. the lawsuit was not won they claimed the mountain dew would have dissolved the mouse within a month into a jelly like substance. experts said it would probably take longer, but i figure it shouldn't take long to dissolve an already rotting zombie...but anyway. i got the hill. 

 
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