King of the hill

I travel into the future to Panem and head to district 13 and get some hovercrafts to bring back with me. I order an airstrike with those hovercrafts and the residents of the hill are all dead. I claim the hill with my hovercrafts supporting me.

 
When I bought dakota K military surplus IFVs with ammo I didn't know what they was. So I googled it and it came up with a lot of photos of different tanks. So I am going to guess I bought a lot of tanks.

Isaacia said:
I travel into the future to Panem and head to district 13 and get some hovercrafts to bring back with me. I order an airstrike with those hovercrafts and the residents of the hill are all dead. I claim the hill with my hovercrafts supporting me.
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For what you didn't know since I have BlackMagic I can live for ever and guess what. District 13 is the exact place where my throne sits today. On top of the hill.

In the future a day before you come I sabotage the hovercraft's that I bought from dakota K and you stole from me. So when you go to use them in the present they turn on one another and start shooting only at other hovercraft destroying your little army and stopping you from taking my throne.

 
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Cenna said:
2 coffee farms!!
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Hahahaha. I order for another coffee farm to be built right next to the one you have right now. Each coffee farm produces 60 tons of coffee a day making a total of 120 tons of coffee a day. All this coffee will be delivered to Cenna daily for 500,000,000 hot air balloons.

Do we have a deal?

 
Cenna said:
Deal
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Now that I have half a billion hot air balloons I order them to be put into place. My Secret Project is now rest and ready for lift off. All I need to do now is push a button.

In a certain year, in a certain month, in a certain day, in a certain hour. BlackAsLight pushes a button and the second later the ground shakes and lots of bomb sounds go off. The hole hill gets lifted off the ground by hot air balloons and is now floating in the sky. Other peoples buildings, shops and castle walls get lifted up as well making a floating castle on a hill in the sky. We put rope bridges between buildings and shops so people can get around, but still look down at the ground.

 
Heathcliff said:
I walk up to the top of the hill and place a small, wooden sign. Upon the sign are the words "Nukes/Big Bombs/large explosions are temporarily being ignored for overuse"

I wave to Isaacia on my way down.

Isaccia'sdumbdstruck face produces a single tear. His whispers are heard only by the wind. "No more boom-boom......."  :(
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Someone forgot this sign...

 
Using Roman black magic I come back from the dead a second time,  using my black magic I create a throne made out of Gold, I then simply sit on the throne and grab some popcorn and watch the show.....for now

 
I go to Mount Everest and claim that instead. I give up on trying to take this hill. I now have the tallest mountain in the world.

 
Isaacia said:
However, you are killed by BlackasLight's great army of civilians.
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Sure ,'killed'. Don't worry, your life will be ended quickly, as I the great.... hmmm? 

.....yes honey......Milk and sugar please...... we're out?

..in just a minuet, I'm on the phone...........fine. well, death threats later. bye.

*Everyone wonders how I installed speakers on every hill without them noticing*

 
I take Szeth‘s oathstone by killing his owners with my shardblade and command him to bind NerdDragon to the rock and to lash him upwards and NerdDragon falls down and dies. I then claim the rock and I claim the hill/rock.

 
Isaacia said:
I take Szeth‘s oathstone by killing his owners with my shardblade and command him to bind NerdDragon to the rock and to lash him upwards and NerdDragon falls down and dies. I then claim the rock and I claim the hill/rock.
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the thing is...you don't have a shardblade. all that was in your dreams, therefore, I still have the hill

 
but you didn't know that was a clone that you pushed down. me and the rest of my clones rush up and storm your rock, killing you in the process. I claim this hill/rock.

 
Except that you had to travel through the minefield in the process, and while your clones were scanning it with metal detectors, my professional snipers pick you off one by one until the real one dies and all the clones die as well.

 
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