1000 Monkeys genocide

Monkey#944

saw Zombie Monkey#945 Go into the gator pit to help  Monkey#946. During the gator wrestling, the crowd rushed closer and Monkey#944 slipped on the edge. Monkey#944 Was hanging on to the edge of the pit with bloody fingers. Their last thought was “can alligators jump…” when they felt a heavy weight. Then the cold feeling took them completely. 

 
Monkey #943 was watching the news, when he realized that the monkey that was pushed into the gator pit was her grandson. She went into shock... then died of a heart attack.

 
Monkey #942 
was tunnel digger. The mayor had decided to relocate the Gator Pit out of the city. He decided that the best way to achieve this quietly, and avoid public interference , was to dig a new pit and connect the two via underground tunnel. That way the gators could simply walk themselves to the new pit. 
 

Monkey #942 
was a bottom of the rung digger. He was working late, digging alone, cuz he wanted overtime. Atlas when he struck the wall for the 942nd time that day, he broke through the wall, and was face-to-face with a Pit Gator 

 
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Monkey #941 was Monkey #942's boss, and when the Mayor herd that another monkey had died because of a gator he became so scared of the press that he secretly killed Monkey #941 so that he could tell no other monkeys or the press.

 
Monkey #940 

was the Mayor’s wife. She knew of 20 tragic monkey deaths that kept written in secret. She knew something was up in Monkey City. So she took mind boosting drugs and used her genius brain to build a trans-dimensional-teleporter, in secret. 
 

During a particularly chaotic lightning storm filled night, Monkey #940 finished all preparations needed to test the teleporter. She used the lightning to start the machine and was about to step in..when a bang startled her n shook the room. Just as she yelped and startled, the dials shifted and the teleported sucked her in. 
 

Monkey #940 was unprepared for all of this. Monkey #940 didn’t know her creation could duck her in. But as her scream faded and the machine began to smoke, the pages of those 20 deaths fluttered to the ground. And no more was ever heard from Monkey #94-

 
Monkey #939 was the Mayor's Wife's bodyguard. When he found out that she had disappeared during his watch, eve though the mayor was dead, he leaped off the edge of the mayor's wife's skyscraper.

Later that week a road scraper came to remove him...

 
Monkey #938 

was Monkey #939‘s best friend who guarded the Mayor. 
 

after seeing his bro dead, he decided this world wasn’t worth bodyguard-ing. So he started a monkey revolution. Then died trying to kill the mayor

 
Whoops, I thought the mayor was dead.

Monkey #937 was the Mayor and during the monkey revolution, he was chased to a far off land. There he tried to become Mayor again, but then when he found out his wife was dead he came back for the funeral. There, the monkey underground captured him and threatened to kill him if he did not tell them where his gold was buried. Unfortunately, the mayor was poor because he spend all his money traveling the world when he was young. The underground killed him because they thought he was lying.

 
Monkey #9376 

what is a historian. Charged to write down these historical events and the deaths in chronological order. His head exploded during these efforts.

 
(it’s sad how long it took me to notice my typo… lol)

Monkey #934

was watching a play with his wife. He was enjoying a respite from politics, when his head exploded. His tall hat was never seen again

 
Monkey #932 

went home one night, made dinner, then went to bed. Monkey #932 never noticed the gas leak while he ate. But his body slowly noticed. And his restful sleep slipped into a deeper, permanent, death. 

 
Monkey#930 

was leaning over, laughing at how fat the pit gators were getting. When a particularly moody gator leaped up and chomped his head. 

 
Money#929 

Was the manager of the zoo. Moneys blamed him for all the people who have been eaten. They said the he had an unsafe zoo. So the solution? Easy feed him to the gators and promote a new manager. 

 
Monkey#926

was eating Popeyes while watching the news. When he heard they were mayor-less again, he gasped in surprise   Then he choked on chicken and died. 

 
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