1000 Monkeys genocide

Monkey #964 was the monkey who found Monkey #966's dead body. He was convicted of murder and was thrown into a pit of alligators.

 
Monkey #963 

was the cruel alligator wrangler that starved the gators so they’d eat Monkey #964. He was impatient and decided to push Monkey #964 in himself. He didn’t notice his loose sleeve catch on the handcuffs. So he fell in with him. 

 
Monkey #961
was Monkey #962’s secretary and had caused the investigation that led to this death sentence. Monkey #962’s wife poisoned Monkey #961 when she found out he was the reason she was now a widow. 

 
Monkey #959 

tried to eat The Cookie Monster but was shot dead by an anonymous passerby. Reports say witnesses heard his last words were ”et tu Opa”.  Investigation have been inconclusive. TCM is in recovery b

 
Monkey #957 

was watching Monkey #958 from an apartment window, excitedly looking forward to their meeting.  When they saw the two-kill shot, Monkey #957 heart iimploded from grief. 

 
Monkey #957 happened to explode onto Monkey #956 who was then given a deadly virus that was in Monkey #957's blood. Monkey #956 then died by falling out a window after tripping in shock.

 
Monkey #954 was living inside a tree in Brazil, when all of the sudden, a large man began to chop it down. Soon there were hundreds of large men destroying Monkey #954's home. Monkey #954 tried to escape but eventually he ran out of space as their former home was turned into crummy apartment building. Without a home and the proper food... Monkey #954 died.

 
Monkey #953 was a circus performer who had starred in the main attraction for years. One day, Monkey #953 was on the way to start the show. Someone else was also rushing to the show, when their heavy cart rattled hard. They shrugged it off as a pothole and rushed on.  After 20 minutes of waiting and searching for Monkey #953, he was found with a broken leg. Monkey #953 was actually what the cart ran over, but he wasn’t worried. Monkey #953 knew he wouldn’t die from his injury and that the circus master would figure what comes next. The Circus Master did know what came next. For a monkey that couldn’t work was a burden. So like a lame horse, the master took out his pistol. Pointed at Monkey #953 trusting eyes. And shot Monkey #953. 

 
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That was heartbreaking, but because murder is still illegal in monkey land the monkey police came and arrested the Circus Master. He was almost sentenced to a life in prison but his lawyer got him off with only 25 years. This angered the public so much that after the jury said 25 years a mob of angry monkeys stormed the courthouse and stabbed the lawyer with pitchfork's. That lawyer was Monkey #952

 
Monkey #950 was flying his plane when he saw the mob begin to destroy the courthouse. He used to be a judge, so this shocked him so much that he passed out and crashed.

 
Monkey #948 was hopping across the white crosswalk lines in New York, when a taxi did not see him and ran him over.

 
Monkey #947 

was standing staring confusedly watching a monkey Hop. When a flower pot fell out of a window, shatter on their head, and shattered their skull

 
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