1000 Monkeys genocide

Monkey 983: 

was named Monek 

he saved his son from a stampede , but couldn’t save himself against his own brother and was stampeded to death.

 
Monkey #973 was an alien invader on planet XYZ. Upon landing the native plant species spewed acid and drank him AnD da ship. Fortunate for the monkey, he hadn’t been awoken from his travel deep freeze. This felt nothing as he was disintegrated.

 
Monkey #972, a lively and mischievous primate, fell ill one day and began to hallucinate. His fellow monkeys watched in concern as he started to see colorful patterns and imaginary friends that weren't there. They tried to comfort him and bring him food, but #972 was lost in his own world of illusions. The other monkeys sought help from the wise old owl who resided in the nearby forest. The owl told them that #972 had consumed some toxic berries that had caused his hallucinations. The owl instructed the monkeys to bring him a specific herb that could counteract the effects of the toxic berries. The monkeys swiftly gathered the herb and brought it back to #972. They had to hold him down as he resisted at first, but eventually, he ingested the herb. As the herb took effect, #972's hallucinations began to fade, and he returned to his normal self. Then he died because he listened to a random owl and ingested strange herbs. 

 
Monkey #971

was in a lab having products tested on him. A bad combination of chemicals proved its marketable lethality to a prison businessmen. 
 
Monkey #968 was the one with the big thighs, so was given a death sentence. 
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Monkey #967

was the executioner of Monkey #968. His incompetency resulted in the quick death of Monkey #968, and the accidental death of himself. This is how the modern execution room was created. An empty room, with a chair. And a strip searched executioner. 

 
Monkey #966 was the monkey who designed the modern execution room... but he accidently shocked himself to death while designing and building it.

 
Monkey #965

was the doctor doing the autopsy on Monkey #966, when he was accidentally locked in the freezer for the holiday week. He froze to death. 

 
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