1000 Monkeys genocide

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey#926 

was an employee at Popeyes. When he say #monkey926 chocking he tried to save him. He failed. He felt so horrible with grief and guilt that his body couln't contain it. The emotions had to get out. All that was left of Popeyes was a smoldering hole. 

 

[Tom]

Monkey#925 was Monkey#926's English teacher. When she saw chocking instead of choking she fainted... and died.

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey #924

went to identify the body at Popeyes. They got lost and died in the desert. 

 

[The Cookie monster]

I can't spell XD 

Monkey #923 was a popeys employee. When the manager of Popeyes heard what happened to the restruant he became furious. He needed someone to blam and well.... heads started to roll. Monkey#923 happened to be one of those unfortunate monkeys. 

 

[Tom]

...Blam...

Monkey#922 was also one of those monkeys who was ...blamed... he was beheaded using an old guillotine. 

@The Cookie monster This is all a joke btw

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey #921
 

wsnt to an Opera bthe talented star hit a note so high the glass cracked. Held it for so long, half the audience’s heads exploded. M921 was in that half. . 

 

[The Cookie monster]

Oh my gosh. Another typo I didn't even see that. I'm struggling today. lol. Also @Tom no hard feelings I joke with my siblings all the time. 

Monkey #920 

Was a police officer. He went to investigate the owner of Popeys and never came back......

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey #919
Was burned at the stake during the Salem witch trials

 

[Tom]

Monkey #918 was Monkey #919's mom. When she found out that her baby was burned she ran into the fire to try to save him...

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey#917

Was the monkey who burned monkery#918. And like  Maximilline Robespirre he was excecuted to a cheering crowd. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey #916 

died of boredom

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey #915 

Was a 49ers fan. When he saw them loose the super bowl, he had a heart attack from sadness. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey #914  

stared up at the rain with his mouth open. Because he was too drunk to remember to swallow, he drowned

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey #915 

was standing next to monkey#916 when he died. Becuase he was next to the body the police assumed he killed the monkey put him on death row....

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey #912 

realized they misread and miswrote his fellow monkeys’ deaths. After editing their mistake, and nudging a fellow archiver, they were mysteriously struck by lightning. 

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey #911 

Was  chief. One day when he was really tired, he got the gasoline and olive oil up. Let's just say that it didn't end very well for him. 

 

[Tom]

Monkey #910 was a funeral home dude. When he got 90 dead monkeys he went into shock and died.

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey #909 

Had so much homework that he had to pull 2 weeks of all nighters in a row. He died from exhuastion. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey 908 

noticed su many monkey dying of weak hearts. He went to school to learn how to fix it. When he crossed the road, to get to the other side, an ambulance ran him over. 

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey #907 

Was driving an R.V when a dear jumped out of nowhere going through the windshield and killing him.