1000 Monkeys genocide

Monkey #906 

was the DEAR deer that ran away from Santa. His death led to Rudolf’s Promotion. There only so many pieces of h, they mistook him for a monkey in the police records. 

 
Monkey #905 was the dude that the ambulance was driving to, when the ambulance hit Monkey #908. With no help, he died.

 
Monkey #902 rammed his wheelchair into elevator doors three times after being irritated that the elevator had departed without him. The 40-year-old monkey plunged down an empty elevator shaft to his death, as the doors could not withstand the force of his chair.

^actual story. (with a man not a monkey)

 
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Monkey #901 

was trying to stop 902’s rampage by pulling his wheelchair back, when the doors broke open. He let go right before he fell in too. While standing on the edge, between the elevator doors, it closed. 

 
Monkey #900 was the elevator mechanic who was executed on the charges of manslaughter for not making the doors better.

 
We know how this goes...

Monkey #898 was the truck driver that was sentenced to death by the guillotine. 

 
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Monkey#897  

Was the guillotine cleaner. He tripped fell in the wrong place and cut the rope. Let's just say it didn't end well for him. 

 
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Monkey#893

Is allergic to peantus. His friend gave a a sandwhich that he said would give him "super powers." he died becuase it was a peanut butter sandwhich.  

 
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Monkey #891 

escaped the fate of Monkey #892 and the entire world’s population. A spider bit him right before the sun exploded, transporting him into a parallel universe. Unfortunately that universe l was made of water. He drowned. 

 
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