King of the hill

[Cenna]

Since black has retired elsewhere lol I take lead of his hot air balloons combined with my coffee I lead a calvary over the hill and pour 500 gallons of hot coffee and take the hill from Isaacias melted hand

 

[NerdDragon]

I go and drink up all of that coffee and dry up the land. the ground cracks and breaks open. I go find another hill to claim

Except that you had to travel through the minefield in the process, and while your clones were scanning it with metal detectors, my professional snipers pick you off one by one until the real one dies and all the clones die as well.

plus, we didn't scan it. we just ploughed through it using my clones as meat shields and letting them blow up and clear away the minefield for me

 

[Cenna]

Since your busy drinking I chop your head off and take the hill

 

[Sargun]

I commit thermonuclear warfare on the hill and arrive in a nuke-proof suit.

 

[NerdDragon]

I release saran on the world and kill you all while I claim a hill on another planet. 

 

[Isaacia]

Nobody cares about a hill on another planet

I surgebind Sargun up to the sky and he flies there forever3

 

[NerdDragon]

once again, you can't surgebind...you're dead...AND you're isaaci not a radiant

i still has the hill

 

[japan77]

I transport the hill into a java simulation and recode it

while(true)

hill.add(new Label("Japan77 rules the hill"));

I control the hill for eternity, and am not even in vicinity of it.

 

[Dismalia]

I take the hill into java simulation and fuck up evrything like I did to the codeing for a robot I built with my friends.

The hill glitched out

 

[japan77]

I still control the hill though

 

[NerdDragon]

I still control the hill though

not when i go in and trash everything then rebuild a physical hill

 

[Isaacia]

once again, you can't surgebind...you're dead...AND you're isaaci not a radiant

i still has the hill

Don't forget that you dont have clones

 

[NerdDragon]

Don't forget that you dont have clones

eh... i still have the hill

 

[Isaacia]

eh... i still have the hill

I push Nerd Dragon off the hill. He falls into the minefield and dies.

 

[NerdDragon]

there is no minefield anymore. my clones took care of that. plus, we are on a different hill now.

 

[japan77]

I transport Nerd dragon + the hill + his clones into a computer sim, and promptly let it crash, eliminating them by trapping them inside the program and then create a new one that displays that I control the hill

 

[NerdDragon]

My real life self still has the hill. The computer sim is a simulation after all, all virtual, not real

 

[chris]

Right now, maryland has about fifty ten foot hills of snow...per street....so i mean, people can come here...theres enough hills for evvvvvveryone

 

[NerdDragon]

yayyyy sharingggg

 

[Goomy]

While everyone is getting along nicely and promoting democracy, I point out a communist state, everyone goes to bring some freedom, I am the only one left on the hill, My Hill