King of the hill

I like how this has turned into one big pokemon battle

Blastoise yses hydro cannon, everyone gets sent flying by high pressure water. the hill is sufficiently watered and a fprtress of trees grow around the hill, my hill.

 
I bring back my robots and do the same thing again, and make them EMP-proof by utilizing a futuristic tech that makes EMPs pointless.

MY HILL

 
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I buy out all of the news/media stations in the world and get them to broadcast globally that the hill has been secured by me. I may be at home sipping on a latte, but if its on the news, its gotta be true.

 
Worldview changed

I go work for chris
Welcome aboard. I should tell you, that my salary is like 10,000 times higher than yours, and by coming to work for me, i now own your soul....but no different than anywhere else youd go.

And at least im honest about it.

 
that's nice. plus, you own the company right? you decide the wage. I'm fine with no pay :P  

Welcome aboard. I should tell you, that my salary is like 10,000 times higher than yours, and by coming to work for me, i now own your soul....but no different than anywhere else youd go.

And at least im honest about it.

 
Did i forget to mention that we slipped into an alternate universe where the world was never destroyed? Thats my bad, cuz we did.
I unite with democratic allies and roll chris and his dictatorship, i split his nation into 4 and share it out between my allies. I take the hill.

 
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