Corrupt a wish!

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but it is only cardboard painted like a gladius. 

I wish i had all of the moneys. 

 

[Robert E Lee]

Granted, but its monopoly money.

I wish I had a turtle.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but it is the mine-turtle from asdf movie.

I wish it was monday.

 

[Robert E Lee]

Granted, but it is always monday.

I wish it was raining.

 

[Augustus Caesar]

Granted, but it acid-rain and is extremely corrosive that when you step outside it kills you.

I wish Canada would take back Justin Bieber.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but it is literally raining cats and dogs.

I wish I owned a house on the moon.

 

[Robert E Lee]

Granted, but there is no air on the moon.

I wish I could have a bucket full of lava.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but the lava can burn through the bucket.

I wish I could have a bucket full of water.

 

[Robert E Lee]

Granted, but there is a hole in the bucket.

I wish I had volcanic soil.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but you can't take it away from where you found it.

I wish I had a couple of goldfish. 

 

[Robert E Lee]

Granted, but they mate and turn into too many goldfish for you to feed so they resort to cannibalism and the last goldfish dies from the fact that all the water in the bowel turned to blood and fish poop.

I wish that Vits goldfish were alive.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but now they are all zombie fish, and they spread the zombie virus that ends humanity.

I wish that my bed were a cloud.

 

[Robert E Lee]

Granted, but it floats away.

I wish I could think of a better poll idea.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but you are unable to type it down.

I wish I could help Robert come up with poll ideas. 

 

[Robert E Lee]

GRANTED, This is an un-corruptible wish message me on IRC with poll ideas.

I wish I could move at sonic speed.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

 

Granted, but moving at that speed kills you, obviously.

I wish I owned a tiny pig.

 

[Augustus Caesar]

Granted, but you accidentally step on it.

I wish I owned the Moon

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but your ownership means nothing to anybody else, and they will still use it if they please to do so.

I wish I had a nice log cabin on a sunny hill in South Dakota 

 

[Augustus Caesar]

Granted, but it was built on a top secret government research facility and an accident causes the cabin to explode killing you.

I wished I owned a multi-billion dollar space exploration company.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but sadly, the people in charge of maintaining it are North Korean, and they find a way to fuck it up for you.

I wish I had a ghost friend.