Corrupt a wish!

[Awesomeface1122]

Granted but a random terrorist god mods and kills you by making you spontaneously erupt in fire.

I wish I was a soldier who never died.

 

[Augustus Caesar]

Granted, you are instead captured by KGB-CIA forces who tortures you everyday for the rest of your miserable life.

I wish I was an unstoppable God with the power to destroy the world.

 

[Awesomeface1122]

Granted, but your own power destroys you as you destroy the world. 

I wish I could defeat the KGB-CIA

 

[Augustus Caesar]

Granted, but the Chinese's Spy Agency (Who name no one knows) kills you right before you can take out the KGB-CIA

I wish I have control of the world nuclear weapon stockpile.

 

[Awesomeface1122]

Granted, but it blows up in you face destroying all of America. 

I wish I could be the minister of defence for Canada.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but Canada ends up being renamed as a US state shortly after.

I wish I had a Big Mac

 

[Awesomeface1122]

Granted, but terrorists from Canada poison it, and Canada is reinstated a country.

I wish more people would look at my sports topic.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but those people are blind.

I wish Canadian Terrorists terrorized other terrorist instead of terrorizing inanimate objects that cannot be terrorized. 

(Canada has Terrorists?)

 

[Awesomeface1122]

Granted, but those people are blind.

I wish Canadian Terrorists terrorized other terrorist instead of terrorizing inanimate objects that cannot be terrorized. 

(Canada has Terrorists?)

Apparently we do... October is a month to be remembered here.

Granted, but  they instead terrorize you thinking that you are trying to kill them by boring them with your latin, and kill you.

I wish I kill all the Canadian terrorists so it remains peaceful.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

D:

 

[Augustus Caesar]

Granted, but survivors from the destroyed US kills you shortly after the Canadian terrorists destroy Canada.

I wish I ruled over what left of USA-CANADA military.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but the only military personal left is John McCain, and all he does is yell all the time.

I wish I had a ice cube.

 

[Augustus Caesar]

Granted, but John McCain goes rogue and kills you for having Ice in the apocalypse

I wish John McCain was not alive and actual generals were.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but the actual generals are all 20 times smaller than usual.

I wish I had incorruptible wishes.

 

[Guest]

Granted, but the wishes you get are inherently corrupt anyway. 

I wish i had an orange bike this time.

 

[Awesomeface1122]

Granted, but you run over an IED placed by John McCain and explode into little bits and pieces.

I wish I had an army that would not harm me in any way; only kill ceaser so no one rules over Johny boy.

 

[Guest]

Granted, but your army is no match for the terrorist John McCain and his band of warriors. Only you manage to survive their deadly ambush but you lose your legs!

I wish i had an army of loyal and powerful head hunters who would hunt down McCain.

 

[Awesomeface1122]

Granted, but afterwards they go rogue and kill you.

I wish I had an army that wouldn't harm me and could defeat the rebels.

 

[Guest]

Granted, they could defeat the rebels but they choose not to and abandon you instead. You are subsequently killed by the rebels.

I wish i was superman and there was no kryptonite  B|  

 

[Awesomeface1122]

Granted, they could defeat the rebels but they choose not to and abandon you instead. You are subsequently killed by the rebels.

I wish i was superman and there was no kryptonite  B|  

batman joins up with my firmer colleagues and rips you to little bits and pieces.

I wish my men weren't such cowards.