Corrupt a wish!

[Awesomeface1122]

Granted, but he spreads your naked pics all over the internet.

I wish i was the devil.

 

[Augustus Caesar]

Granted, but Jesus Christ kills you after you fail to take over Earth

I wish I was leader of the UN.

 

[Awesomeface1122]

Grantewd, but some random terrorist mauls you to death by beating you with a baseball bat.

I wish i could defeat Jesus Christ.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but you actually are Jesus Christ.

I wish I could own a purple train.

 

[Awesomeface1122]

Granted, but that random terrorist blows it up, kiling you.

I wish I was a celebrity.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but you are the child of Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber.

I wish I owned a poster of Twenty One Pilots.

 

[Augustus Caesar]

Granted, but it stolen the next day

I wish I had a 15th century Spanish Man-of-War

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but it is at the bottom of the Ocean.

I wish I owned a helicopter.

 

[Awesomeface1122]

Granted, but that random terrorist blows it up, killing you.

I wish i could breathe under water.

 

[Augustus Caesar]

Granted, but you can no longer breathe on land.

I wished I was the Admiral of modern Pirate fleet that rivals the US Navy fleets.

 

[Awesomeface1122]

Granted, but america nukes you.

I wish i could be an astronaut

(BTW i re joined CN what alliance???)

 

[Augustus Caesar]

Granted, but the rocket you are on suffers a terrible computer glitch causing to explode 50 seconds are leaving the ground, killing everyone inside.

I wished my fleet had control of the Strategic Defense Initiative anti-nuclear missile system so i can shot the nukes. 

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but they instead use biological warfare to destroy you.

I wish I had 7,492.8 kittens.

 

[Augustus Caesar]

Dammit America, lol

Granted, but local Animal control takes them all and arrest you for hoarding animal, and animal abuse, all the kittens are than put humanly down.

I wish the UN would send Biological warfare against the US for destroying my pirate fleet.

 

[Awesomeface1122]

Granted but, america develops anti biological stuff.

I wish i was a pirate 

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but you are that one pirate that is missing a hand, leg, and eye, and always get thrown off the boat in all the battle scenes.

I wish a had a balloon.

 

[Augustus Caesar]

Granted, but I shot the balloon with a high power sniper rifle.

I wish that I defeated the US and that my fleet survived.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but I shot you with a high power sniper rifle, and now they belong to me.

I wish I had some pizza

 

[Awesomeface1122]

Granted, but while you were eating I took your high powered sniper rifle and killed you, taking the fleet as well.

I wish I was faster than light.

 

[Augustus Caesar]

Granted, but you become too fast and you run into a wall sending you directly into the 4th dimension trapping you for all eternity.

I wish I survive getting shot by Vit.