Corrupt a wish!

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but the chocolate cake is living and has children, and it has very rude things to say about you.

I wish I could be a god.

 

[Guest]

Granted, you are now one of the wooden "gods" from the Congo and you burn to ashes in a mysterious fire.

I wish i had a black bike this time.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, however your black bike is made out of Legos, and its blocky wheels cannot bear the weight of a human being.

I wish I had a potato.

 

[Guest]

Granted, but it kills you.

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I wish i had a helicopter.

 

[Awesomeface1122]

Granted, but it gets blown out of the sky 2 minutes after take off by 50 missiles.

I wish I could heal myself instantly.

 

[Robert E Lee]

Granted, but you heal yourself too much and you get cancer.

I wish I had a heat gun.

 

[Awesomeface1122]

Granted, but it backfires and melts your face.

I wish I could develop a cure for cancer.

 

[Robert E Lee]

Granted, but the cure isn't profitable enough to be used on a grand scale.

I wish I could ice skate like a beautiful butterfly.

 

[Awesomeface1122]

At leat I don't have cancer anymore! 

Granted, but you are attacked by a random kid with an ak cause he hates butterflies.

I wish I could win the lottery.

 

[Robert E Lee]

Granted, but you win 5 orbis notes.

I wish mankind would find some good comets to land and mine.

 

[Patrick MacFarlane]

Granted but then the Aliens follow the cruisers back to Earth and kill us all. 

I wish I was sitting on a toilet right now

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but you are permanently stuck to it.

I wish I could have all of the dogs in the world as my docile minions.

 

[Patrick MacFarlane]

granted but then a single cat walks through the room and your dominion over their brains crumbles

I wish to be the dictator of a small country in the Pacific ocean where I can rule with an iron fist and retain almost no media attention in the international community 

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but the Island sinks into the ocean due to Global Warming.

I wish I could read a nice little book.

 

[Awesomeface1122]

Granted, but then after an "accident" you get blown up by an American nuke.

I wish I was the herald of awesome stuff.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

(Lmao, that was completely random.)

Granted, but you are quickly removed because someone else is more awesome.

I wish I could have infinite wishes.

 

[Awesomeface1122]

( you posted literally at the same time as me, it was for wish before but wtf it works for you too)

Granted, but you can only wish for ways to hurt yourself.

I wish I could control the internet.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but everyone who uses the internet can also control you.

I wish I had a pet bunny named mittens.

 

[Awesomeface1122]

Granted, but it has rabies and mauls you to death, then rapes your family.

I wish I was the king of the world.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but you get assassinated by your enemies.

I wish I was a dragon.