King of the hill

[John Henry Eden]

Then how did it happen?  I saw it happen with my own eyes and I am now standing atop the hill under the carcasses of my dead planes

actually its a dream, you were captured after your attack and are being brutally experimented on by the Enclave.

 

[Alexander II]

I move all hills from all dimensions together into one hill in my dreams: inception.

 

[John Henry Eden]

I move all hills from all dimensions together into one hill in my dreams: inception.

Your actually still being held by me I never released you. That is another dream

 

[schirminator]

He is an AI. How can you pee on an AI?

I cut a slice of Cake and eat it while watching people fail to take my hill

Very Carefully

 

[Doctor]

the cake is a lie. As such, you get portaled into an alternate dimension and die. Then I override the coding of the AI, and use it to eliminate all hostiles before destroying it. Then I walk up the hill, and create the democracy of the hill.

My HealingMagic stops me from dying like always and I use my BlackMagic to come back to my hill. As you are attempting to override @John Henry Eden. @Cenna Army attacks and slaughters you.

 

[NerdDragon]

gets popcorn

 

[Doctor]

gets popcorn

I didn't think a Dragon would like popcorn

 

[M'ilord🎯]

I didn't think a Dragon would like popcorn

Dragons love popcorn, that's why they like burning cornfields that's how they make popcorn

 

[NerdDragon]

I didn't think a Dragon would like popcorn

ye of little knowledge   

Dragons love popcorn, that's why they like burning cornfields that's how they make popcorn

thank you! 

 

[Doctor]

 

[japan77]

I create a hill and claim it as the one hill to rule them all!

 

[schirminator]

I create a hill and claim it as the one hill to rule them all!

All hail! o7

 

[Doctor]

I use BlackMagic to raise the dead, creating zombies to attack all life on that hill all while sitting safely on mine.

 

[japan77]

Your zombie charge fails due to them decomposing before they reach me. I use the hill that rules them all to command your hill to eject you from your position of power, and convince you to commit suicide. I then transform you into a nyterider for the lord of the hill to rule all hills.

 

[Doctor]

Unfortunately for you my BlackMagic protects me from being turned into anything that I don't consent to for even though I might look human. I am not, but after leading a unsuccessful attack I retire from my hill and go back to my secret HQ were I shell drink the rest of my sad eternal life away leaving the position of my hill open for anyone who wants it.

 

[John Henry Eden]

Unfortunately for you my BlackMagic protects me from being turned into anything that I don't consent to for even though I might look human. I am not, but after leading a unsuccessful attack I retire from my hill and go back to my secret HQ were I shell drink the rest of my sad eternal life away leaving the position of my hill open for anyone who wants it.

The Enclave goes back to torturing @Sebastian Castellanos And making @Alexander II into a brainwashed super soldier 

I might murder the hill at a later date

 

[Doctor]

The Enclave goes back to torturing @Sebastian Castellanos And making @Alexander II into a brainwashed super soldier 

I might murder the hill at a later date

Hmm. Destroying the hill. That might be a way to go with the hole if I can't have it then no one can thing.

 

[Sebastian Castellanos]

The Enclave goes back to torturing @Sebastian Castellanos And making @Alexander II into a brainwashed super soldier 

I might murder the hill at a later date

Ooh yeah.  I'm here to tell you all that the enclave does not torture in the normal way. NO.  They torture me through sexual endurancebtorture because I have such a sexy body

 

[schirminator]

Ooh yeah.  I'm here to tell you all that the enclave does not torture in the normal way. NO.  They torture me through sexual endurancebtorture because I have such a sexy body

haha no you don't  ¬¬

 

[Sebastian Castellanos]

haha no you don't  ¬¬

That's not what @Tormato said