King of the hill

how do you even accomplish that?...I only ever got 1 negative rep vote, and that was after comparing Cenna to a republican congressman.

 
I cut nerd dragon down with a single swoop of a massive sword that I got from being a former viking(ex-Vargen) as he is walking away, and walk over removing the claim to the hill. Then I leave, using my hold on the hill to rule all hills to claim the hill.

 
After months of dormancy the Enclave builds a sizeable force. A large contingent is sent to the hill and constructs a large base with experimental energy shields and anti biological, chemical, and nuclear defenses. Research then begins on an unknown super weapon within the base.

Enclave's (and black's?) hill

 
Rook rides up on his steed, the breeze this movement created causes the super weapon to crumble. It's not the best super weapon...

He walks through the multitude of defences and smiles at the dumb struck guards. After escorting John Henry Eden out of the facility atop the hill, Rook claims the hill, the facility and the entire Enclave legion, who respect their new master. 

My hill \0/

 
600000 exo-suit wearing penguins use their arm mini-guns to destroy the defenses of the enclave. Their legion is so large that it does not all fit on the hill.

 
Having not actually claimed the hill the penguins are just waddling around my throne. I get out my fish launcher and fire it as far away as possible. The entire penguin army jump onto their bellies and chase the fish. 

Gets up and finds a cushion to sit on cause the throne is a bit uncomfortable. Starts to have fun.  :bong:

 
I make a phone call. A few minutes later Rook sees his car getting towed, coz it was parked illegally. Rook starts to make a run for it, attempting to catch the tow truck before it leaves with his car. During his absence I take control of the hill and surround myself with Jeovah's wtinesses (the best defense possible), so no one comes close with fear of being approached by them.

Me hill nao!   :finesmug:

 
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while being behind the throne when @John Henry Eden left I take my sword and drive it right though the backing of the throne straight though your heart killing you. I then push your dead body off and down the hill. I inviting @John Henry Eden back to deal with the Jeovah's wtinesses then continue doing what ever the hell he was doing as I enjoy a nice slice of cake.

 
Before @John Henry Eden arrives, I strip naked and run at the jehovah witnesses shouting "sex is great! Everywhere! Everyone!" The jehovahs witnesses scream in terror and clutch their holy books and run down the hill. I dont take the hill. Instead I lay down and get a solid tan ;)

 
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