King of the hill

Lol all the Enclave soldiers are brainwashed they only have loyalty to John Henry Eden o7, as per blacks invitation I come back with my soldiers to defend his hill with the now complete super weapon on standby

 
I sneak up on @schirminator and press him naked onto the window, making @John Henry Eden feel awkward and leave. I then call the window cleaners and sit on the throne again. Happy days.

The hill has a new upgraded security system where this test must be past:

http://www.donothingfor2minutes.com/


 


I sneak up on @schirminator and press him naked onto the window, making @John Henry Eden feel awkward and leave. I then call the window cleaners and sit on the throne again. Happy days.

The hill has a new upgraded security system where this test must be past:

http://www.donothingfor2minutes.com/


 

 
Rook said:
I sneak up on @schirminator and press him naked onto the window, making @John Henry Eden feel awkward and leave. I then call the window cleaners and sit on the throne again. Happy days.

The hill has a new upgraded security system where this test must be past:

http://www.donothingfor2minutes.com/


 


I sneak up on @schirminator and press him naked onto the window, making @John Henry Eden feel awkward and leave. I then call the window cleaners and sit on the throne again. Happy days.

The hill has a new upgraded security system where this test must be past:

http://www.donothingfor2minutes.com/


 
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I'm a supercomputer I don't feel awkward, my Enclave hellfire troopers come out and incinerate you alive and escort schirminatot out of the compound 

 
John Henry Eden said:
I'm a supercomputer I don't feel awkward, my Enclave hellfire troopers come out and incinerate you alive and escort schirminatot out of the compound 
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Which basically means @John Henry Eden just tackled and wrestled a naked guy and refuses to let go. Weirdo. Just let me roam free!

Videos were downloaded on the Internet and shown to a person who thinks she's @John Henry Eden mother who proceeded to grab his ear and pull him down the hill

 
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John Henry Eden said:
I don't have a physical body how is that supposed to be possible ? I'm an AI remember ?
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Fine I create a virus that pops up risqué pictures every time you try to retake the hill or defend it. This virus is its own AI which allows it to change, go dormant, and is impossible to get rid of once affected. You have been affected 

 
schirminator said:
Fine I create a virus that pops up risqué pictures every time you try to retake the hill or defend it. This virus is its own AI which allows it to change, go dormant, and is impossible to get rid of once affected. You have been affected 
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Hill's don't have power anyway so he'd run out of charge sooner or later anyway.

oh and err, I claim the hill just cause 

 
emperorpenguin said:
The Penguins are back, this time with a system that feeds them fish automatically. They kill rook, and then I claim the hill.
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Cool, cool. Now feel the impact of global warming leading to your penguins overheating and dying a death due to heatstroke.

Then I reverse the system that feeds fish to the penguins into a fish cannon, and kill emperor penguin with a never ending splat of fish.

I then walk up the hill and claim it before creating infinite duplicates, and eliminating everyone else from the universe.

 
One of your duplicates goes wrong (or should I say right) and turns into Rook. I then slip past all the other duplicates and sneak up behind Japan77's chair. I then shout 'who is the real Japan77?'. This causes the entire hill to vibrate with shouts before fighting breaks out over who is the real leader. I push Japan77 into the centre of the group to be beaten to death, walk calmly back to my chair, and sit down to watch the entertainment.

 
I decide to bring Rook some "food" from Arby's. He eats it and immediately starts turning purple. Rook ends up being taken to the ER, with a sever case of food poisoning.

I then seize the opportunity to claim ownership of the hill and hire Bill Clinton and Paris Hilton as security guards. I order them to position themsleves in startegic spots. Their deadly combination of STDs forms an impenetrable barrier that prevents anyone, who doesn't wanna get infected, from invading my hill.  :bong:

 
I use my BlackMagic to reverse time. Murder you all while still a baby. Then take a seat on my thrown while allowing @John Henry Eden to do what ever he wants.

 
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Well I replied instantly which overloads your systems, giving me an electric shock that revives me, and fries your circuits so you're dead.

EDIT: I've spent 24 minutes(!) on your forums. Bye bye life  :Pony:

 
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schirminator said:
Then to blackaslight's surprise, he looks down and realizes that he actually is a robot. He weeps openly. Then BOOM dead!
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I come back, reanimated as the penguin god with an army of penguins that have adapted to global warning. I sit on the hill since schirm never claimed it.

 
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