King of the hill

japan77 said:
what @BlackAsLight fails to realize is that I had precoded an illusion giving him the Idea that he could make me stupid. My intelligence exceeds that of the cumulative universe, and there is no way to retard it. As such I reprogram all Enclave machines having them turn against blackAsLight, and execute program JohnHenryEden(); this results in John Henry Eden joining our side. I also execute program LiftFinger(); this results in BlackAsLight lifting a finger before he gets killed, and removing Schiriminator's allergies. I then proceed to establish a democracy. The People's hill.
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All hail El Presidente! I place landmines around the hill and have my reserve prairie dogs underground and they will attack @BlackAsLight and @John Henry Eden on sight. At an undisclosed location, my prairie dogs are breeding and fully rebuilding the prairie army.

 
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He wasn't even the elected president of the hill(That's me currently)

Alright, Ruler of the Hill elections begin:

Current Candidates: BlackAsLight, Japan77(If you want in just post as you are running)

Voters: Anyone who has posted in this thread.

Closing: in 24 hours

 
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japan77 said:
what @BlackAsLight fails to realize is that I had precoded an illusion giving him the Idea that he could make me stupid. My intelligence exceeds that of the cumulative universe, and there is no way to retard it. As such I reprogram all Enclave machines having them turn against blackAsLight, and execute program JohnHenryEden(); this results in John Henry Eden joining our side. I also execute program LiftFinger(); this results in BlackAsLight lifting a finger before he gets killed, and removing Schiriminator's allergies. I then proceed to establish a democracy. The People's hill.
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I don't follow my programming... i'm self aware :) , Enclave protocol Scenario 5 is active and Archimedes ll is orbited into firing position. An extremely powerful solar quantum beam laser is blasted onto the hill incinerating all organic matter on the hill. Self destruct protocols are then sent to all robots in the area and firmware upgrades are immediately applied to all newer models. Enclave troops are then dropped onto the hillside and set up a base camp awaiting Black's eventual resurrection.

-Black's hill (in the future)

 
Severe fail on your part, even a self-aware robot can be reprogrammed, it's just a much greater pain in the A**, as you have to get around securities, and other issues(Especially compatibility), anything coded can be overwritten.

 
japan77 said:
Severe fail on your part, even a self-aware robot can be reprogrammed, it's just a much greater pain in the A**, as you have to get around securities, and other issues(Especially compatibility), anything coded can be overwritten.
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Since I represent a strain of AI you have never seen before and you do not have direct access it is effectively impossible to reprogram me. Unit John Henry Eden has been self aware for over 200 years and is not bound to it's programming. It's as far as to develop my own personality, it's waaaaaay worse than skynet.

 
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I have popcorn to watch this unfold, but I have nowhere to sit.

I politely request adequate seating upon the top of the hill via email.

It is the best seat in the house.

 
@japan77 It is you who failed to read that @schirminator dabbled in DarkMagic and was unaware of my Magic Corruption Field when attempting to take @John Henry Eden life. It was him who ended up placing the cures making you stupid, so me knowing about this illusion has nothing to do with the fact that @schirminator knew where your real body was, seeing that he helped you! Making you unable to do anything with computers! There for the hill is still mine and everything that has happened after this message never happened!

John Henry Eden said:
Following Black's retaking of the Hill; The Enclave choppers in a contingent of Siege-Breaker combat sentry prototype MKVs to protect the hill and test their combat effectiveness. A small guard contingent is all dropped in to monitor the project.

-Black's (now better defended) hill
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I join the enclave army with my army and protect the hill for blackie with my own army with healing through blackie

 
John Henry Eden said:
Since I represent a strain of AI you have never seen before and you do not have direct access it is effectively impossible to reprogram me. Unit John Henry Eden has been self aware for over 200 years and is not bound to it's programming. It's as far as to develop my own personality, it's waaaaaay worse than skynet.
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That's logically impossible, self-aware robots are robots(in theory), that have the capacity to edit their own programs.

BlackAsLight said:
@japan77 It is you who failed to read that @schirminator dabbled in DarkMagic and was unaware of my Magic Corruption Field when attempting to take @John Henry Eden life. It was him who ended up placing the cures making you stupid, so me knowing about this illusion has nothing to do with the fact that @schirminator knew where your real body was, seeing that he helped you! Making you unable to do anything with computers! There for the hill is still mine and everything that has happened after this message never happened!
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All right, I have another solution: its called the Multiverse, Japan77 version 1.2.1 arrives in this universe and programs black magic out of existence from this universe and all others, and deletes all impacts regarded to it. Then I reprogram all bots protecting the hill to liberate it for DEMOCRACY! Free Elections are being held yet again.

For president of the Hill(Term: 1 page)

Current Candidates: BlackAsLight, Japan77(If you want in just post as you are running)

Voters: Anyone who has posted in this thread.

Closing: in 1 page

 
Little does Japan know, popcorn bag still haunts the hill with the faint crinkle after every gust of wind.

Watch your back.

 
As the successor to that fool Heathcliff, I legally own the hill. I have your democracy overturned and install my own regency, With me as ruler. I start training a sentient popcorn bag as my replacement.

 
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