King of the hill

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Skitter

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Something I'm bringing over from the BoC

So basically how this game works is that you have to take over the hill.

You explain how you get the previous off the hill (be creative, don't just post "I walked up there and pushed them off".

I'll start. I walked up the hill and sit down on the throne. I'm now king of the hill

 
I used Archer's ability from Fate: Stay Night/Unlimited Bladeworks to shoot my nuclear arrow at you, completely deleting you from existence. I then walk up onto the hill and claim my throne. I'm now King of the Hill.

 
I grab my macbook, go to the bottom of the hill and start hacking into your account. I wait until you run off trying to save it and I walk up to the hill and claim it.

 
Having re-downloaded myself into a new body, I set a nearby building on fire. Milord sees this and toddles off to play the lute in it, allowing me to claim the hill.

 
I dig below the hill. I plant several tons of dynamite and make sure the hill is obliverated. I then go to another hill and claim that instead.

 
I build a time machine and travel a thousand years into future and head to a museum. I find that old disintegrator sniper that was used in WWX and bring it back with me along with an automatic turret that has a range up to a mile in time back and use it and turn NerdDragon into particles and walk to the hill and mount my disintegrator gun on the automatic turret.

 
What body? It was obliterated, my mind is in cyberspace and is currently controlling the turret, meaning you cannot control me. Still my Hill xD

 
I use my state-of-the-art teleportation technology to transmit the hill underneath me, in my homeland of Antarctica. My penguins dance around gleefully.

 
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Vitaris Liguritio said:
I use my state-of-the-art teleportation technology to transmit the hill underneath me, in my homeland of Antarctica. My penguins dance around gleefully.
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As you start to relax, I kick you out of the dungeon and lock you to a different floor. I then move the hill back to where it belongs, on floor 102. My hill.

 
I marry Heathcliff, and become king of the hill through a royal marriage, using the classic techniques taught to us by our mighty monarchy predecessors. We now mutually rule the hill, until Heathcliff dies of some "unknown" cause. 

 
I spread rumors that Vitaris murdered Heathcliff until the head of the police arrests Vitaris for murdering Heathcliff and executes him. I now claim the hill.

 
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