Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but you can't resist the Cuban cigars and die from cancer  :(  

I wish I could visit Cuba.

 
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Granted, but then you became a terrorist.

I wish I could invade Cuba since they won't allow me to visit.

 
Granted, but then your honour is violated.

I wish mother Russia was in fact an old Cuban mother named "Russia"

 
Granted, you use your Cuban belt in Miami and blow up the city, but you start WW3 and the world ends.

I wish there were no nukes. 

 
Granted, but it's not a Cuban cookie.

I wish I could stop saying Cuban/Cuba.

 
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Granted, but America opens your mouth and removes it. Embargoed.

I wish I had Cuban socks.

 
LMAO! xD

Granted, so you talk about invading America but CIA/NSA was listening in on you and you get taken to a torture camp.

I wish there was a universally good, one world government.

 
Granted........... but it hurts every time..................... you cry yourself to sleep................

I wish there was a wishing star, a shooting star, a not so out of the ordinary star upon which i could wish

 
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Granted, you have a Cuban cigar sandwich and it doesn't go down well. Used toilet x 88.

I wish I could roll anyone with impunity.

 
Granted, but south Florida soon falls into deep poverty along with the rest of Cuba, plus, you have all the old batshit crazy americans who are annexed who revolt and start another War for independence soon after.

I wish puppies could fly.

 
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