Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but all you soldiers are just tiny slugs who can't do anything very productive.

I wish people would start making unique wishes, instead of wishing for the same things over and over again.

 
Granted, but that is only true in your dreams.

I wish nobody could ever make another wish after this wish and that there was no such thing as dreams or time paradoxes or parallel/alternate universes  :P  

 
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Wish certainly not granted. Excuse me, Vitaris, but you will first need to grant and somehow corrupt my wish before making your own. Thank you.

In this game,  everyone who posts  should grant the wish of the post ahead of them and then come up with a way that it could be corrupted ( in a relevant way).
 
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Granted, but that is only true in your dreams.

I wish nobody could ever make another wish after this wish and that there was no such thing as dreams or time paradoxes or parallel/alternate universes  :P  
Granted, but no one listens to your wish anyways so it become corrupts

I wish I own Trump Co. so I can burn it to the ground

 
(okay... at least you gave it a try lol)

Granted, but now their is an angry trump and his even angrier cat hair out to get you.

I wish i was the one that stabbed the real Caesar to death. hehe

 
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Granted, but whatever it is: it's corrupt.

I wish there was an end to injustice.

 
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Granted, but without injustice there is no justice so now everyone must face injustice in life

I wish IC will finally end this and stop everyone from posting more wishes, and that this wish can only be granted by IC.

 
Granted, but death is an inevitable course for all organisms that go through metabolism, so people die anyway.

I wish I could have a pet jellyfish named squishy!

 
Granted, but you choose to be terrible in some other way to exert you internal anger that you have built up for years.

I wish I had a 80 pound diamond, that can never leave my side.

 
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