Corrupt a wish!

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but all you soldiers are just tiny slugs who can't do anything very productive.

I wish people would start making unique wishes, instead of wishing for the same things over and over again.

 

[Guest]

Granted, but that is only true in your dreams.

I wish nobody could ever make another wish after this wish and that there was no such thing as dreams or time paradoxes or parallel/alternate universes   

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Your wish needs additional pylons.

I wish I own Mrs. Pots from Beauty in the Beast.

 

[Guest]

Wish certainly not granted. Excuse me, Vitaris, but you will first need to grant and somehow corrupt my wish before making your own. Thank you.

In this game,  everyone who posts  should grant the wish of the post ahead of them and then come up with a way that it could be corrupted ( in a relevant way).

 

[Augustus Caesar]

Granted, but that is only true in your dreams.

I wish nobody could ever make another wish after this wish and that there was no such thing as dreams or time paradoxes or parallel/alternate universes   

Granted, but no one listens to your wish anyways so it become corrupts

I wish I own Trump Co. so I can burn it to the ground

 

[Guest]

(okay... at least you gave it a try lol)

Granted, but now their is an angry trump and his even angrier cat hair out to get you.

I wish i was the one that stabbed the real Caesar to death. hehe

 

[Khilafah]

Granted, but whatever it is: it's corrupt.

I wish there was an end to injustice.

 

[Augustus Caesar]

Granted, but without injustice there is no justice so now everyone must face injustice in life

I wish IC will finally end this and stop everyone from posting more wishes, and that this wish can only be granted by IC.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but now you aren't godmodey enough.

I WISH I OWNED MRS. POTS FROM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST!

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

D:

Granted, but you can't ever leave, so you realize that posting is better than staring at the forums forever blankly.

I wished I had some Play-Doh

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but it is of an alliance that has no other members.

I wish I was a helicopter.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but instead of them being bad wishes, they end up being terrible wishes. 

I wish I had one marshmallow.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but now people start trying to kill you!

I wish I had on proton in a little nano-mechanical box.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but then VITARIS STEALS IT! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish I had nothing.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but it is to dull to hold any purpose.

I wish I had a pumpkin patch.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but Khilafah takes it as his own.

I wish I had the largest battery in the universe!

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but everyone else is already dead.

I wish I could catch 'em all!

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but death is an inevitable course for all organisms that go through metabolism, so people die anyway.

I wish I could have a pet jellyfish named squishy!

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but you choose to be terrible in some other way to exert you internal anger that you have built up for years.

I wish I had a 80 pound diamond, that can never leave my side.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but since we can change peoples wishes, I changed yours to say "more" addictive. 

I wish for