1000 Monkeys genocide

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey #889

Was buzz lighthear’s twin. Except he found out he couldn’t fly when he splatted into micro-plastics  

 

[King Blue]

Monkey #888

Jumped off the Empire State Building. Except he didn't fly like Icarus, he fell to the ground with a splat

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey #887 

was cleaning up all both splats, when Monkey #886 fell on top of him. Ending them both 

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey#886 

Was at a professional eating competition when he ate too much and his stomach exploded. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey #885 

chocked on a chicken bone 

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey #884 

Was in front of  monkey #885 when someone was doing the heilich maneuver to him. The chicken bone shot out and stabbed him in the skull, killing him. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey #883

was the one who performed the Heinrich maneuver. He was charged 2 counts of manslaughter and sentenced to death

 

[Tom]

Monkey #882 was a mars space project test. On reentry, the ship exploded.

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey#881 

was a random dude walking on the sidewalk when a piece of space debris hit him on the head 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey #880 

was on a old bridge. Da bridge broke

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey#879

Was under the old bridge when it collapsed. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey #878 

was under Monkey #879 when she collapsed  

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey#877

Tried to do a backlip and landed badly 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey #876 

was high on shroom when he high dived into a pool. The Pool was actually empty. 

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey#875

Was running a marathon when he pushed himself to hard and his body just gave up. He collapsed and never got up again. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

@The Cookie monsterwe need to recount lol. This one goes down to 0

-just edited mine

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey #874 

was playing Russian roulette; the odds were not in his favor. 

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey #873 

Was a sleep when a tornado struck his home. He was thrown 100 feet into the air and died on impact. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey #872 

went off his meds and thought he was a bird. So while on a rollercoaster he undid his belt and flapped his wings. The wind caught him and flew him to heaven….

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey#871 

Was going for the diving world record. He made a tiny mistake and ended up bellyflopping.