King of the hill

The Bradley-Hercules satellite is brought into position and bombards the hill with an orbital nuclear salvo decimating all life on the hill. Enclave soldiers in power armor then set up an FOB on the hill. Meanwhile the research data recovered from @BlackAsLight earlier is used to clone him a new body. He is then equipped with the finest armor and weapons we can muster.

 
I use micoscopic tunneling droids to go under the ground and they tunnel into your suit and slowly kill you from the feet up very gruesomely.  I then walk up in my own radiation suit and sit down on the throne.

 
Sebastian Castellanos said:
I use micoscopic tunneling droids to go under the ground and they tunnel into your suit and slowly kill you from the feet up very gruesomely.  I then walk up in my own radiation suit and sit down on the throne.
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If it were only that easy. I knock you out and you wake up in a guillotine. As myself, @BlackAsLight, @japan77, and @John Henry Eden watch you, you are decapitated and your head rolls down the hill. Japan's hill.

FEAST! MY PRAIRIE DOGS! FEAST!

 
Although @japan77 tries to remove BlackMagic from the universe, my BlackMagic can not be explained by any science and is not able to be deleted for it does not come from within the multiverse. Also even if he could remove my BlackMagic I would still have my HealingMagic that would give me a new body so no need for a clone @John Henry Eden.

Japan77 version 1.2.1 attempt on removing BlackMgaic didn't just fail, but it corrupted his body making him turn into a lot of 1 and 0 then fades into nothingness. Since my hill was not turn into a democracy and Skitter could not illegally claim it. For Heatcliff didn't even own my Hill , but stole it from me.

 
The popcorn bag is seen floating towards Sebastian's decapitated head.

Moments later, a filled popcorn bag rests at the top of the hill, though this time the popcorn looks a bit...

Brainy-er...

It still looks so appetizing.

Quiet chants of Eat me. You won't do it, pussy. can be heard.

 
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I cal the big men in white to sedate you, put you back in your straight jacket, and wheel you off back to your barred and bolted, padded room. 

My Hill

 
Tormato said:
The popcorn bag is seen floating towards Sebastian's decapitated head.

Moments later, a filled popcorn bag rests at the top of the hill, though this time the popcorn looks a bit...

Brainy-er...

It still looks so appetizing.

Quiet chants of Eat me. You won't do it, pussy. can be heard.
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So would the popcorn bag be filled with my brains?  If so, it should be saying "feed me more cannabis"

Patrick MacFarlane said:
I cal the big men in white to sedate you, put you back in your straight jacket, and wheel you off back to your barred and bolted, padded room. 

My Hill
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I bring a horde of apocalyptic nazi zombies that come eat your brains.  As their leader, they serve me and I now control the hill as I sit in the throne

 
Sebastian Castellanos said:
So would the popcorn bag be filled with my brains?  If so, it should be saying "feed me more cannabis"

I bring a horde of apocalyptic nazi zombies that come eat your brains.  As their leader, they serve me and I now control the hill as I sit in the throne
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I cures you with my BlackMagic making your body be eternally on fire and you feeling every little bit of pain. I then push your burning body down my hill as you scream in pain.

 
Did I say the popcorn bag was speaking? No.

Clearly the chanting is coming from drunken natives that have nothing better to do than fuck horses.

Obviously.

 
The Enclave installs a grid of electric scramblers that block all unauthorized electronic signals,Including code tampering. They are then armed with fail-safes to prevent cyber attacks.

 
Once again, I come down and reset the playing field by removing everyone from power and destroying all defensive structures.  Hill is open for everyone. Have fun!

*goes back home*

 
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I arm myself with a big daddy suit and then I have Elizabeth Dewitt open up a portal from another time space continuum where the hill was never taken over and I sit upon the throne in my big daddy suit. (BioShock references)

 
The Enclave Carpet nukes your throne incinerating both you and Elizabeth. Then some of our new recruits courtesy of @Cenna are dropped in with seasoned officers to test their combat effectiveness, and guard the hill for Black's return.

 
John Henry Eden said:
The Enclave Carpet nukes your throne incinerating both you and Elizabeth. Then some of our new recruits courtesy of @Cenna are dropped in with seasoned officers to test their combat effectiveness, and guard the hill for Black's return.
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Actually my men are trained killers so they overwhelmingly suprise your "officers" and are able to skillfully show their abilities and worthiness to black as well as capable of killing off anyone who fools with the enclaves circuits. Cause that's just rude you wouldn't want someone opening your head and messing with your brain would you? NO I didn't think so. So don't do it! (Ooc. Haha)

 
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I push my sword right into your back and though your heart killing you before you are able to delete it.

 
Cenna said:
Actually my men are trained killers so they overwhelmingly suprise your "officers" and are able to skillfully show their abilities and worthiness to black as well as capable of killing off anyone who fools with the enclaves circuits. Cause that's just rude you wouldn't want someone opening your head and messing with your brain would you? NO I didn't think so. So don't do it! (Ooc. Haha)
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Enraged by the death of the supervisors all self destruct fail-safes are activated on Cenna's soldiers "borrowed" armor. Then all 3 Enclave super weapons are fired from orbit destroying and irradiating the very atoms of Cenna's soldiers. An ultimatum is issued to Cenna to either go into hiding or be captured an experimented on.

 
Dear @Cenna and @John Henry Eden.

You do know that you both happen to be protecting my hill for me? I do not understand why you are fighting each other when the real enemy is the people who try and take my hill from me. 

 - Black

 
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