King of the hill

I convert the multiverse into a two-byte stream, and reprogram it from outside it, giving myself the hill for eternity, and establish defenses around me that instantly kill off anyone approaching that exits the multiverse.

 
japan77 said:
I convert the multiverse into a two-byte stream, and reprogram it from outside it, giving myself the hill for eternity, and establish defenses around me that instantly kill off anyone approaching that exits the multiverse.
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*turns into flash*

Goes so fast that your defences don't pick me up.

Goes so fast that you don't know I was there until it was too late. 

Good Bye Japan77, we said, together as one

Standing there in mourning,

of our brother, 

of our friend,

of our long lost ruler.

Good Bye Japan77.

I take the hill and establish a Atheli-like rule. I'm the king over you all, you all each own parts of the hill. 

NOW YOU ALL FIGHT EACH OTHER FOR THE PORTIONS OF THE HILL THAT YOU OWN

 
My BlackMagic heals me pushing the bullet out and snapping my bones back into place. Once healed up I use my BlackMagic to put a plague on the hill that I and I alone am immune too. However, if one is pure of heart, be good or evil then they shell to be immune to the plague if they can sacrifice the heart of the one they love the most by carving it out and throwing it into the Black smoke that circumference the hill.

 
NerdDragon said:
*turns into flash*

Goes so fast that your defences don't pick me up.

Goes so fast that you don't know I was there until it was too late. 

Good Bye Japan77, we said, together as one

Standing there in mourning,

of our brother, 

of our friend,

of our long lost ruler.

Good Bye Japan77.

I take the hill and establish a Atheli-like rule. I'm the king over you all, you all each own parts of the hill. 

NOW YOU ALL FIGHT EACH OTHER FOR THE PORTIONS OF THE HILL THAT YOU OWN
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You do realize your stuck in a two byte stream within the multiverse, while I'm technically outside of it, right?

I still own the hill.

 
One of my future selves from a parallel multiverse goes back in time and through a BlackMagical portal. He turns NerdDragon into the flash and gives him the power to run to what ever place you happen to be at.

 
I rise from the grave and destroy all black magic and two byte systems and hit reset on the hill putting us all back to the age of Alexander the Great.

 
I bring a cup of coffee up the hill for Cenna but not to drink. I splash the boiling coffee on his face and as he runs around screaming, I sit on the throne

 
I bow before you, your majesty, then pour a boiling cup of coffee upon thine genitals. I commence watching you dance around like a scared three year old and listen to you curse like a sailor, then I plant my plum behind on the throne. 

My Hill

 
Actually I absorbed the coffee instantly and continue in pleasure as you have just given me more coffee. #stillmyhill

 
I execute program Alpha Charlie Lima, and get everyone hooked on Rock music in a place away from the hill for an infinite period of time, and go claim the hill.

 
I love the music so much that I download it to my phone and play it on a loop back up the hill. I proceed to beat you at rock, paper, scissors, throw you down the hill, and sit on the throne

 
Schiminator again.. dang. 

i don my lead suit and drop a series of tactical nuclear weapons in the area and on the hill. As you are melted and your family eradicated by the fallout, I change into my hazmat suit and replace the throne with my recliner. I kick back and sleep in my hazmat suit

My hill

 
Enclave hellfire troopers come and incinerate everything on the hill and decontaminate it, Patrick is then taken prisoner at the Raven Rock installation.

(nobodys hill again, but it's clean)

 
I walk up the hill and take the hill. I then delete the multiverse and the hill

(my hill, but it no longer exists and nor does anything else)

 
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