King of the hill

BlackAsLight has awoken from his deep sleep. The year is 2016 and to his surprise he is still King of the Hill. It looks like Isaacia took all the possible enemies away and making them fight over a false hill. He reward Isaacia by making him the King of the false Hill next door to mine and raise Cenna's farms to 10 for his loyalty to me and because I forgot how much he has and seeing that he didn't turn on me and take the hill while I was asleep, but if Cenna wipes out all the Pokemon and Goomys in the world then I will raise it to 15 coffee farms. I use my Black Magic to curse japan77 from using technology of any kind in anyway to steal the thrown from Isaacia or/and myself or/and hurt my citizens. I imprison NerdDragon at the bottom of a well with Black Magic chains on him that can only come off if a person with a true pure evil heart breaks the chains with a Golden and Silver looking sword that is placed in the top of my thrown that only a person with a true pure good heart can remove.

 
^ for the greater good.

I also used light magic to counter the black magic (good magic always wins) used on the chains binding nerd before he did that. J.s

 
You are right. Good Magic always wins, but Good Magic isn't decided on the color but the person who uses it (A knife is just a tool. It is not good or bad. It depends on how you use it). My Magic is the Good Magic seeing that I run a nation on the floating hill in the sky that has an army of over 1,000,000,000,000 citizens that fight for their self, their freedom and their safety. And if my magic wins then your magic fails to break the chains therefor NerdDragon could never bury me in dirt.

 
I attack your hill with my "good magic" nuclear warhead. And atop the corpses of your seemingly infinitely strong army I doth plant the flag of my people. 

My hill. 

 
The radiation makes my people some how raise from the dead and rip you piece by piece. Allowing me who was on holidays at the time to come back and take my thrown.

 
I rise up from the dead as well because of the radiation and the people who also were dead but are alive realize that I did the same thing as them and they elect me their leader

 
Or so you thought, but they just wanted to gain your trust so they could tie you up and throw you into well filled with lava with no fuss because they are loyal to me and only me.

 
DID SOMEONE SAY RADIATION?

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i then kill everybody and claim the hill

 
As you two are bantering about business, I snipe both of you with one shot. As I blow the smoke off the end of my gun, I saunter up the hill and pop a squat.

 
I hired a model to walk past and seduce you. She coaxed you to follow her and with the hill abandon, I walk up and sit on the throne

 
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I send a trio of annoying musicians to sing a song to schirminator. After he vacates to escape the horror, I murder beiber, gaga, and nickelback and claim the hill.

 
I left an airbag on the seat when I went with the lady of the night which throws you into the distance like team rocket. I then choose my throne.

 
With my ears ringing, I am running back up the hill in a daze. While I'm running up the hill, I trip on a ladybug, eat the dirt, and roll back down the hill. Attempt to retake the throne epically failed. 

 
I seperate the hill from the land and launch it into space were Alexander flees the hill from lack of oxygen and i chill atop the hill in my space suit

 
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