Corrupt a wish!

Granted. The only way possible for people to corrupt wishes better is for no more wishes to be granted leaving no bad corruptions.

I wish this wish was not a wish to wish

 
Granted but your computer has a virus that discloses all of your personal information to a deepweb info trader 

I wish for a wish without corruption. 

 
Kayser said:
Granted but your computer has a virus that discloses all of your personal information to a deepweb info trader 

I wish for a wish without corruption. 
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Granted, but nothing happens. 

I wish for the alliance to give me $1,000,000,000.00 

 
Granted, but you always have to steal it from a hungry drifter

I wish i owned a space shuttle 

 
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Sargun said:
Your wish is granted - a potato turns as perverted as the sentence fragment "I like chips" is; that is to say, not at all.

I wish for a tasty sandwich.
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Granted, but instead of ham inside it's Blackie's soggy potato chips.

I wish for a 1000:1 military destroyed/lost ratio.

 
Lamort said:
Granted, but instead of ham inside it's Blackie's soggy potato chips.

I wish for a 1000:1 military destroyed/lost ratio.
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"instead of ham"

Ham isn't good sandwich food so the wish is even better.  Thanks!

You receive the 1000:1 military destroyed/lost ratio, but only because you kill 1,000 soldiers and lose 1 in your only battle of the war.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

 
Sargun said:
"instead of ham"

Ham isn't good sandwich food so the wish is even better.  Thanks!

You receive the 1000:1 military destroyed/lost ratio, but only because you kill 1,000 soldiers and lose 1 in your only battle of the war.

I wish I wish I was a fish.
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Granted, but you are a fish that can't breath in water

 
Ulfric Stormcloak said:
Granted, but homework is renamed to studywork and you get tons of it for the rest of your life...

I wish I were at the beach...




 
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granted, but its a rock beach in space that punctures your space suit and impales you, leaving you with a horribly painful wound that you cannot remove or die.

I wish that I was the smartest man alive.

 
emperorpenguin said:
granted, but its a rock beach in space that punctures your space suit and impales you, leaving you with a horribly painful wound that you cannot remove or die.

I wish that I was the smartest man alive.
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Granted, but then your so smart you realize life is a giant disappointment and end up with crippling depression...

I wish I owned the moon

 
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