Corrupt a wish!

[Doctor]

Granted. But you can only go forwards and not backwards. and for every second you go forwards you age a little.

I wish for a different present 

 

[Alexander II]

Granted, but it's pure oxygen which, upon opening the box, combusts in your face.

I wish for a compact machine that outputs 200% of the energy inputed.

 

[John Henry Eden]

Granted but it's an unusable form of energy.

I wish for BlackDaily Marketing! to come back to me

 

[Doctor]

Granted. but because Black hasn't demilitarized he goes bankrupt and BlackDaily Marketing! closes forever, making Black having to go work in the Coal Mines to pay off all the debts that he owes and sell his Hill to a wealth man.

I wish for a present I wont be upset with and starts with the letter O

 

[Alexander II]

Granted, but it's an real life octopus straight out of Japanese Hentai. Upon opening the box, every oraphice in your body is filled with octopus.

I wish Black would stop wishing for presents.

 

[Doctor]

Granted. To keep this wish alive Alexander II has to give Black a present every time he grants one of Black's wishes.

I wish for $1

 

[John Henry Eden]

Granted but it is laced with roofies and knocks you out. You then wake up in the king if the hill thread being forced to rule the hill.

I wish for Alexander ll

 

[Alexander II]

Granted, but I mess up the thread by not posting a wish.

 

[Doctor]

I wish I knew what roofies are

 

[Alexander II]

Granted, but everyone you touch gets roofied.

I wish I could control market prices.

 

[John Henry Eden]

Granted but they all suck

I wish my sister didn't rear end a car

 

[Alexander II]

Granted, but she runs you over instead.

I wish I could hack my schools server.

 

[Doctor]

Granted, but you are then to stupid know think about changing your grades from Ds to Cs

 

[NerdDragon]

crap

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[Doctor]

For...? Granted.

 

[Doctor]

I wish for a lolly pop

 

[japan77]

granted, but the lollipop is secretly filled with mind-controlling neurotransmitters, and convinces you to commit so many horrible acts you climb to the top of the every gov't enforcement agency's most wanted list. You get caught by the North Koreans, and they torture you to death with unspeakable techniques.

I wish for this thread to end,

 

[Doctor]

granted, but the lollipop is secretly filled with mind-controlling neurotransmitters, and convinces you to commit so many horrible acts you climb to the top of the every gov't enforcement agency's most wanted list. You get caught by the North Koreans, and they torture you to death with unspeakable techniques.

I wish for this thread to end,

That sounds like a great gift for me to give to the people I hate.

I can't grant you wishes I am no genie.

I wish for a lot of lolly pops to give to all the people I hate.

 

[japan77]

granted, but as you give them it, they torture you to death with unspeakable techniques, and then you are blamed for the collapse of society due to the effects of the lollipops consumed.

I wish for more sleep

 

[NerdDragon]

granted, you enter eternal sleep and you die.

I wish for life