Corrupt a wish!

[Doctor]

granted, you enter eternal sleep and you die.

I wish for life

Granted. You are given life but a very short one that only last 5 seconds. 

I wish for some cake

 

[japan77]

granted, but the moment you mention the cake, North Korea captures you and tortures you slowly to death

I wish for this thread to end.

 

[NerdDragon]

granted, it ended until i posted, restarting the thread

I wish for people to visit the bk embassy

 

[schirminator]

I visit it but only to be a dislike troll and leave.

I wish I could go cave exploring

 

[japan77]

granted, but when you enter the first cave, you get carried out to aliens who use your body as a mass-experimentation device.

I wish for this thread to be ended indefinetly

 

[Doctor]

granted, but when you enter the first cave, you get carried out to aliens who use your body as a mass-experimentation device.

I wish for this thread to be ended indefinetly

I can't grant the wish when I am being tortured to death even though I can't die.

I wish for North Korea to let me go

 

[emperorpenguin]

I can't grant the wish when I am being tortured to death even though I can't die.

I wish for North Korea to let me go




 

North Korea let's you go, slowly, over a volcano, and since you cannot die, forces you to swim in it for all eternity.

I wish that I can make an uncorrupted wish.

 

[Doctor]

North Korea let's you go, slowly, over a volcano, and since you cannot die, forces you to swim in it for all eternity.

I wish that I can make an uncorrupted wish.

Granted. There is no wish to be corrupted.

Also ps: You know I can fly? I have wings.

I wish for someone to buy up all the munitions making it expensive 

 

[emperorpenguin]

Granted. There is no wish to be corrupted.

Also ps: You know I can fly? I have wings.

I wish for someone to buy up all the munitions making it expensive 




 

I did not know you could fly... The lava traps you? I don't know.

Granted, but they embargo you, making it impossible for you to buy munitions.

I wish for the ability to manipulate reality.

 

[Doctor]

I did not know you could fly... The lava traps you? I don't know.

Granted, but they embargo you, making it impossible for you to buy munitions.

I wish for the ability to manipulate reality.

Granted. You manipulate reality making it so you can't manipulate reality

 

[emperorpenguin]

Granted. You manipulate reality making it so you can't manipulate reality

doesn't wish for anything

doesn't get a wish corrupted

great

I wish for an uncorruptable wish that still gives me something

 

[Cheonsa]

Granted. You got something, but nobody knows what the hell it is, or how to use it. It has no value either, so you can't sell it.

I wish Jeon Somi is my wife.

 

[Hobomania]

Granted but she has Chlamydia.

I wish I was part ofTKR already.

 

[CurtissHawker]

Granted but she has Chlamydia.

I wish I was part ofTKR already.

Granted, but now you'll have to take the academy exam.

I wish the thai place delivered for free.

 

[Hobomania]

Granted, but you get severe diarrhea when you eat it.

I wish I had six pack abs.

 

[CurtissHawker]

Granted, but you drew them on with your sister's makeup and she ruins it by spraying you with water.

I wish I could buy a snow shovel robot.

 

[Smith]

Granted but it can only shovel snow onto your driveway

I wish I was a little bit taller 

 

[Wascana]

Granted but it can only shovel snow onto your driveway

I wish I was a little bit taller 

Ok, you grow a tenth of an inch.

I wish Justin Bieber never became famous.

 

[Adam Sutler]

Ok, you grow a tenth of an inch.

I wish Justin Bieber never became famous.

Granted, Justin Bieber never becomes famous.

Justin Trudeau is now the equivalent of Justin Bieber; he's also still the Prime Minister.

I wish that people could be more well-mannered.

 

[Doctor]

Granted, Justin Bieber never becomes famous.

Justin Trudeau is now the equivalent of Justin Bieber; he's also still the Prime Minister.

I wish that people could be more well-mannered.

Granted. People are so well mannered that well mannered no longer exist and no one is well mannered

I wish people currupted wishes better