Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but when you take the first bite of your pizza all the coffee in the world dissappears :D

I wish that I had 2 credits in P&W

 
Granted but when you get it you die and they go to me since you stole my coffee

I wish the coffee would come back

 
Not granted cause bad kids don't get wishes.

And tbh if coffee goes down the drain I'll be finding it in the sewage pipes.

I wish for sleep

 
Granted. You have a nightmare that you can't wake up from for 50 years. 

I wish Santa went back to hell. 

 
Granted. But he revolts against Satan, fights him and turns him into one of his elves. Now he's looking for the guy who sent him to hell, so your days are numbered. 

I wish for an actual wish and not just a crappy forum wish that gets fucked with. 

 
Granted. TKR are first. They are also second, third and last for there are no other alliances. Everyone joined TKR. 

I wish for everyones eyes to be open and see that Santa is really Satan. 

 
Granted. By making Santa immune to wishes he can no longer grant kids wishes and give them what they wanted. All the kids in the world wake up on Christmas morning to find no presents under the tree. Every kid in the world hates Santa from that day on wards and no wish can ever undo this wish.

I wish for there to be a potato on Santa's front door step.

 
Granted your the magical potatoe who brings his magic back in time to safe christmas and destroy the original wish and then he sends you spiraling into space for all eternity.

I wish for more coffee

 
Granted. All the earths water turns into coffee and because of that Santa's workshop flooded with coffee and sunk under all the coffee killing Santa and his elves.

I wish to breath. 

 
Granted but in doing so you also breathe Santa and his elves back to life. BTW you just made my life cause now any water I touch is coffee!!!!

I wish for a big cup

 
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Granted, but the cup was made of frozen lava which melted and killed you as the coffee in the cup heated it up.

I wish that Cenna would stop asking for coffee and BlackasLight would stop trying to do bad things to Santa.

 
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Granted. Cenna forgets the word coffee and replaces it with the word 'Lighten', and BlackAsLight can't hurt Santa no matter how much he wants to see Santa burn in hell for his crimes and the fact that he is the Devil.

I wish for Isaacia to sign up for my business BlackDaily Marketing!

 
Granted but when she joins cenna learns the true meaning of lighten and realizes it's this brown perfect perfectness that's like heaven pouring down your throat. It's coffee!!!!!!!!!!

I wish to know why black hates santa?

 
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