Corrupt a wish!

Too bad you can't have any wishes or it might have become true ??

I wish for a sword to fight black as light to the death and win ( he stole my coffee and killed my family cause obviously I can't resist the taste)

 
Granted. The sword you have wished for is, practically useless in every way imaginable for most normal swords. It is made of plastic, and has a poison coating, in which the poison only affects you, and you only in the world. Slowly killing you over the course of a 5 hour period. The pain you feel starts off as that of having an arm sawed off, and will continue to amplify 3 fold every hour. Due to this, the sword, will, by some fate, kill black as light as well. but it is swift and painless (they will be revived shortly after, as your wish doesn't state anything to them being allowed a perma death.)

I wish for a fluffy hat.

 
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Granted. However, the hat is so good that everyone trying by all mean to get your hat including blackmailing, trading metal and attempted murder

I wish I could get more sleep

 
Granted but your bed eats you cause I'm still up at 3 am with no coffee in sight 

I wish for a transplant of coffee instead of blood

 
Granted. While they were transplanting your blood with coffee you wanted to have some, because you couldn't resist that divine taste. You slip on the ground pulling out the cords making you bleed out in coffee mixed with your blood.

I wish I could wish again.

 
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Granted. You suddenly come back alive and the doctors try again to give you that transplant, but you can not control yourself and tried to taste just a little of that divine coffee. You slip again, and this time you try to save yourself from drowning by drinking the coffee mixed with your own blood, but you choke and die.

 
Granted. You come back alive for the second time and the doctors again try and give you this transplant. They put so many restraints on you that you couldn't breath and you died.

I wish for some ice cream.

 
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Granted but the ice creme is actually coffee blood frozen.

More coffee please (and on this I am going to bed before I have a coffee attack)

 
Granted. Well it is not for "More coffee please" doesn't classify as a wish.

I wish for this weather to not be so hot.

 
I guess I'll just grant my wish again but with no strings as no one has made a wish....jokes on you guys o got my coffee plus an unlimited supply cause I'm just they generous.

I wish my truck wouldn't have blown the motor ?

 
Granted. Instead it ran out of fuel in the middle of nowhere and the closest help is 10 miles away.

Two of my wishes came true. I open a business called BlackDaily Marketing and the heat is gone. IT"S RAINING!!!

I wish for more customers at BlackDaily Marketing!

 
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Granted. BlackDaily Marketing gives you all the food they have to offer for now, but that is still not enough to feed all your people.

I wish for a lolly pop.

 
Granted. You get food and eat it in front of your people while they watch with hunger. Your people turn on you and burn you at the stake for not sharing the food. The government gets destroyed and crime goes up 100%. You get attacked by a nation (that will remained unnamed for there protection) and all your people die in one nuclear boom.

 
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