Corrupt a wish!

[Lord Bagel]

Omg best granted wish ever!!!!!. Granted but the dog takes things sexually.....so good luck with that. Lol

I wish for more wishes

jokes on you, I'm pretty sure she is trying to seduce me so nothing has changed.

the pot of coffee tastes like poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz3P0zDh6wc

I wish for a new jeep

 

[Skitter]

Granted. You have a new jeep Grand Cherokee. Unfortunately, it's the diesel version and it makes it 5 yards before problems emerge. The subsequent insurance costs bankrupt you

I wish for a Harrier.

 

[Awesomeface1122]

Granted. You have a new jeep Grand Cherokee. Unfortunately, it's the diesel version and it makes it 5 yards before problems emerge. The subsequent insurance costs bankrupt you

I wish for a Harrier.

Harrier jump jet or dog? I'm going jet...

Granted, but USA believes you are a terrorist and blows you out of the sky. Unfortanately, you survive, so you are tortured by the CIA for information, but since you have none, tey torture you to death.

I wish i could get a nice job.

 

[Skitter]

Granted: you now have Steve Jobs corpse. "You grave-robbing bastard" is the last thing you hear.

I wish for *404 error wish not found*

 

[Graytest]

Granted, but your wish is found by ISIS and they use that wish to conquer the world, starting with your home city.

I wish the Detroit Lions would stop sucking already

 

[Isaacia]

Granted, but you find out that they all died.

I wish that I got a billion dollars for free.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but sadly the country of which the currency belongs to is Greece, in which it may possibly buy you a can of beans at the most. 

I wish that all of the new members of The Knights Radiant is just as wonderful as they appear to be. ;p

 

[Isaacia]

Granted, but they appear to be horrible.

I wish that I am an Canadian.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but you are a Canadian that doesn't know how to use proper grammar. ;p

I wish that I could have as many people like me in real life that like this post.

 

[Isaacia]

Granted, but all the people who like you are in your dreams.

I wish that I had a bigger house.

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, however you must share all of it with everyone who asks.

I wish I had a butter cube.

 

[Dismalia]

Granted, but it is a Micro butter cube

I Wish I could go into anime

 

[Doctor]

Granted. But the first one you go into you die in the first episode and no one remembers you. 

I wish to have black wings.

 

[Dismalia]

You have black wing that are defective and take you to hell every time you use them

I wish I was a god

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

Granted, but you a minor Greek god that helped the Titans, therefore you were sentanced to be punished for the rest of eternity.

 

[Doctor]

Granted, but you a minor Greek god that helped the Titans, therefore you were sentanced to be punished for the rest of eternity.

You never made a wish.

 

[Dismalia]

Aww I went to Tartarus 

 

[Doctor]

I wish I could breath in space!

 

[Keyes]

Granted, but now you are unable to breathe on any planet with an atmosphere.

I wish for the person corrupting my wish to get the wish I wished. 

 

[Vitaris Liguritio]

(Sorry, I have no idea why I forgot to make a wish. Omg,  I have been here since the beginning of this thread yet I made such a newb mistake.  :E)

Granted, yet your attempt to disable the continuity of the thread has ultimately failed at my hands.

I wish for the person corrupting my wish to get the wish I wished, however, since I am able to amend the wish, I also wish for the corrupter to ignore the wish, because they would rather give me a cute basket full of puppies.