1000 Monkeys genocide

[King Blue]

Monkey#870

Was going for the record Hot Dogs that were eaten. He ended up choking to death on one

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey#879

Was eaten by a shark 

 

[King Blue]

Monkey #868
Was beaten to death by an angry moose

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey#867 

was the moose and was sentenced to death. 

 

[King Blue]

Monkey#866

Went camping and got f***ed by a goose

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey#865 

Dressed up as a deer during hunting season and was shot. 

 

[King Blue]

Monkey #864
Messed with a nest of wasps for no good reason

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey #863

Decided to take a walk in Austrialia. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey #862

thought the world was flat. So he walked forever. Until he passed out and fell off a cliff. His last thought was “I found the edge” 

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey #861

Was a diver who went to deep. His body was crushed from the pressure. 

 

[Iraq]

Monkey #860

Got a heart attack after seeing monkey 861's crushed body floating back up from the ocean.

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey #859 

chocked on their own spit. 

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey #858

Slipped in their own spit. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey #857

fell into a sewer through a manhole cracking their head

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey#856 

Raged to hard in a video game 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey #855 

got caught in a bear trap

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey#854 

died of brodem because of the NAP extension. 

 

[King Blue]

Monkey#853

 Committed war crimes, and got sentenced to death by hanging

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey#852 

Was a scientist and accidently blew himself up

 

[Yui]

Monkey#851

Ate a poisoned banana that had been very meanly posioned by an angry tree spirit who was annoyed at monkeys in their home.