1000 Monkeys genocide

[Abdul Shahid]

This is a forum post for the topic 1000 monkey genocide

Anyone can post from a descending order , my first post..

Monkey #1000 was put in a chamber filled with scorpions

 

[Abdul Shahid]

Monkey #999 was executed by a guillotine.

 

[Abdul Shahid]

No I am an American , but I live in India.

 

[Jabberjay13]

Monkey #998 got drunk and thoughtfully he had wings, he didnt

 

[Realegg]

Monkey #997 contemplated his life without doing anything about it, in the end his life gave out before he finish thinking about his life

 

[David Smittsen]

This is too dark for me

 

[Jude JR]

Monkey #996 was writing his biography and he got so bored so he thought there is only one way to end it.

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey 995 dies peacefully in his sleep of old age

 

[Wolframia]

Monkey #994 died of atmospheric poisoning from a wide spectrum of pollutants. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey 993 

died after pushing a baby out of the way of an 18-wheeler

 

[Iraq]

Monkey #992 watched planet of the apes from the open air cinema by the zoo and thought he could recreate it. He got stamped on by Horses

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey 991 

was a messy monkey   Until he slipped on a banana peel. Now he’s a dead monkey

 

[BillyBobJoe13]

Monkey #990 ate too much and his stomach ruptured

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey #989 forgot how to count backwards, and missed timed his deadly stunt. So Disney buried him n found another stunt double. 

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monkey #988 had an overrated opinion of himself and tried to do a back flip and ended up with a broken neck 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey #987 

was sent to space in the prototype of a rocket. The navigation chip shorted and the docket was never seen again

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monek #986 went into an animal shelter covered in peanut butter....

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Monkey  985:

was found by hunters and fed a small village 

 

[The Cookie monster]

Monek #984 was the first one to test the brand new teleportation gun