1. Iron Guard. Because nazis. (I mean I don't like Arrgh but they're still not the worst alliance. At least they have a unique-ish way of playing the game)
2. At first Shifty but then Kastor after all. They both think they're god's gift to earth but I only know of Kastor being banned from NR discord recently for sexual harassement. So that's an extra point for him on being a piece of shit there.