THE HERALD - ALL YOUR GLOBAL NEWS NEEDS
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Patrick MacFarlane
Commander-in-Chief of Russian Armed Forces TKR RP
The Royal Governor of Brittean Atlantis took to the stage today to a dress his people:
"My fellow Atlanteans, we have seen a great growth in recent times. Our borders have grown, our school system has been revitalized, we have harbors being completed all around the nation. The Brittean Colony is thriving! A recent publication of the Herald...
which has spread around the continent surprisingly fast now that I think about it... the printing press won't break into Europe until 1440...
Anyway! The Herald announced the thriving milk industr- "
It's was at this time, great great great great great great granddaddy Trump climbed the tapestry up to the Royal Governor's terrace and addressed the Atlanteans himself.
"Our milk is the best milk, and I really mean that. We have, the best milk around, and I'll tell you this, listen to this: Our milk... (wait for it) is better than CHINA'S! They're trying to ruin our milk market, it's true, but I won't let them.
It's better, we're better, it's great here. We aren't as great as we have been, but we're great here.
But Mexico, Mexico's taking our milkmaids' jobs! How did we let this happen?
We are going to take our great milk, the best in the world, and we're going to stand up to China. We're going to stand up to China. We're going to stand up for our hard working milkmaids. We are going to
Make
Atlantis
Great
Again!"
The Trump then pats the Royal Governor on the back and is dragged away by the Capital Guards
"Thank you, Trump...
Just keep doing great things Atlanteans, support great projects in your home states, and we shall rise to prominence over all of Europe."
He then gladly gave every Atlantean in attendance a free cow to do with what they will.
"My fellow Atlanteans, we have seen a great growth in recent times. Our borders have grown, our school system has been revitalized, we have harbors being completed all around the nation. The Brittean Colony is thriving! A recent publication of the Herald...
which has spread around the continent surprisingly fast now that I think about it... the printing press won't break into Europe until 1440...
Anyway! The Herald announced the thriving milk industr- "
It's was at this time, great great great great great great granddaddy Trump climbed the tapestry up to the Royal Governor's terrace and addressed the Atlanteans himself.
"Our milk is the best milk, and I really mean that. We have, the best milk around, and I'll tell you this, listen to this: Our milk... (wait for it) is better than CHINA'S! They're trying to ruin our milk market, it's true, but I won't let them.
It's better, we're better, it's great here. We aren't as great as we have been, but we're great here.
But Mexico, Mexico's taking our milkmaids' jobs! How did we let this happen?
We are going to take our great milk, the best in the world, and we're going to stand up to China. We're going to stand up to China. We're going to stand up for our hard working milkmaids. We are going to
Make
Atlantis
Great
Again!"
The Trump then pats the Royal Governor on the back and is dragged away by the Capital Guards
"Thank you, Trump...
Just keep doing great things Atlanteans, support great projects in your home states, and we shall rise to prominence over all of Europe."
He then gladly gave every Atlantean in attendance a free cow to do with what they will.