Terrible joke thread

What's the difference between American and Muslim girl?

One got stoned before getting laid while the other after.

 
Oh dear. @Goomy, remember my jokes? Yeah, its happening.

WARNING These jokes are about as racist/sexist/just downright as offensive as possible. They are made in Jest and may not reflect my views WARNING

What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween?


Spoiler
Free delivery.


How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?


Spoiler
Flip it upside-down.


How do you swat 200 flies at one time?


Spoiler
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan


What is a redneck virgin?


Spoiler
A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers. 


How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?


Spoiler
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.



 
This is why I love you heathcliff.

Offensive joke coming...

What's the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I don't have a ferrari In my garage

 
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This is a fairly bad blond joke

There's are 3 high school female freshman, a brunette, a redhead, and a blond, which one is the hottest?

the Blond, she's 18.

 
Same warnings as before

How do you make a baby float?


Spoiler
Take your foot off it's head.


Why don't Mexicans have driving ed and driving ed on the same day?


Spoiler
The donkey needs a rest


What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet?


Spoiler
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.


Feminism 
What's the difference between cancer and Black people?


Spoiler
Cancer got Jobs.



 
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