Terrible joke thread

A proton and a neutron walk into a bar and the neutron says "would you like me to buy you a drink" the proton declines and when the neutron asks if he is sure he replies: "I'm positive"

It's called a terrible joke thread.

 
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Why did Hitler kill himself?


Spoiler
He saw the gas bill.
What's the jew doing with that ashtray?

Family research.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they.
Why does the 6 month old Ethiopian baby cry so much?

He's having a midlife crisis.
What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit?

A showoff



 
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A pirate walks into a tavern with his ship's wheel tied around his waist. The bartender asks, "Whats with the wheel?" The pirate responds "yarr, its drivin' me nuts!"

 
These are somewhat racist, so I would advise not reading them if you are French or Polish

How do you conquer Poland?


Spoiler
Place a toothpick sized flag on its soil of Prussia


What directions do French Tanks move in?


Spoiler
Backwards to run away from the enemy, forwards to run away from the enemy in case of a surprise attack from behind


When the French and polish go to war, who wins?


Spoiler
The french, only because they couldn't surrender fast enough.



 
So I was doing this comedy routine at a shelter for battered women. They knew the punchline to the joke I was telling, but I beat them to it.
I was going to tell you something dirty about the slave trade, but it's best to keep it locked up.
What's a feminist's favorite game?


Spoiler
Chess. The king is stationary and the queen has all the power.



 
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