Terrible joke thread

[RagnarBuliwyf]

Title says it all. Post a terrible joke that makes you laugh. 

I'll start first.

Fyi it's rude and it's really bad but my granddad told me it and it's always made me chuckle. 

What do you call a midget covered in cement?

Spoiler

Wee Hard Man

 

[Doctor]

Why are graveyards so popular this time of year.

Because everyone is just dying to get in.

 

[M'ilord🎯]

What happens to a guy who ate dyed food.

He dyed inside.

 

[Bear]

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.

 

[Albgast Vulpes]

Ever heard of the ceiling joke?

Eh, well it's over your head.

 

[Lordship]

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Spoiler

Where's my tractor?

 

[Floating Hippo]

What did the perverted frog say?

Spoiler

Rubbit.

@Lordship

 

[Tormato]

When Canada takes over the world, you'll all be sorry.

 

[Azaghul]

Did you hear about the pony who had a cold?

Spoiler

It was a little horse.

 

[Albgast Vulpes]

Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

[Tormato]

im sorry

Spoiler

What is child rape to a pedophile?


Spoiler
Cumming of age.

 

[NerdDragon]

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Spoiler

Cross Country into US

 

[Doctor]

I am getting none of any of your jokes. Can someone explain them to me?

 

[M'ilord🎯]

I am getting none of any of your jokes. Can someone explain them to me?

Which ones?

 

[Doctor]

Which ones?

These ones

When Canada takes over the world, you'll all be sorry.

Did you hear about the pony who had a cold?

Spoiler

It was a little horse.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Spoiler

Cross Country into US

 

[M'ilord🎯]

These ones

The first its funny because it is said that Canadians apologise a lot.

The second I didn't understand.

The third is funny because when then cannibals are eating the clown they mention that it tastes funny being a clown it kinda makes sense clown=funny.  It tastes funny =it was a weird taste

The forth is very funny because Mexicans want to come to america so much so they "cross the country" /border

So their favourite sport is cross countryinto usa

 

[Bear]

horse = pun for hoarse

 

[NerdDragon]

These ones

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Spoiler

Cross Country into US

reasons why trump wants a wall

horse = pun for hoarse

arrot:

 

[Doctor]

The third is funny because when then cannibals are eating the clown they mention that it tastes funny being a clown it kinda makes sense clown=funny.  It tastes funny =it was a weird taste

For some reason I was reading clone not clown.