More minor inconveniences

Which would you rather have happen?


  • Total voters
    35

Novax25

TKR 6 - IA Staff
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Someone. Somewhere. Was enjoying a day in the sun doing errands, with a slushy in one hand and a stack of papers in the other. When they were rushing to their next errand, a squirrel moved in their periphery. Excitedly they whipped their head around too fast and pulled a muscle, thus finding the sunburn on their shoulder. The pain from both the burnt shoulder and muscle cramp distracted them enough that they stubbed their toe. It was unfortunate that before all this began, they had already began enjoying the aforementioned slushy… Needless to say the suddenness of a muscle cramp, a sunburn, and a stubbed toe (as well as the excitement of a squirrel) led them to take an extra deep inhale and drop their papers. So. Someone. Somewhere. Is cursing a squirrel for a Papercut, a brain freeze, a stubbed toe, a muscle cramp, and even a sunburn.. 

 
Agree with @Lancelot. Brain freeze goes away quickly so I have to go for that. I assume it's the same reason a plurality of people have voted for stubbing their toe, but let me tell you folks... The pain from stubbing a toe doesn't always end after only a few seconds. I stubbed my toe so hard earlier this Summer that I actually broke it :(

 
Agree with @Lancelot. Brain freeze goes away quickly so I have to go for that. I assume it's the same reason a plurality of people have voted for stubbing their toe, but let me tell you folks... The pain from stubbing a toe doesn't always end after only a few seconds. I stubbed my toe so hard earlier this Summer that I actually broke it :(
My mother's just gone and done that too and is now sending us pictures of her purple toe.

 
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