Someone. Somewhere. Was enjoying a day in the sun doing errands, with a slushy in one hand and a stack of papers in the other. When they were rushing to their next errand, a squirrel moved in their periphery. Excitedly they whipped their head around too fast and pulled a muscle, thus finding the sunburn on their shoulder. The pain from both the burnt shoulder and muscle cramp distracted them enough that they stubbed their toe. It was unfortunate that before all this began, they had already began enjoying the aforementioned slushy… Needless to say the suddenness of a muscle cramp, a sunburn, and a stubbed toe (as well as the excitement of a squirrel) led them to take an extra deep inhale and drop their papers. So. Someone. Somewhere. Is cursing a squirrel for a Papercut, a brain freeze, a stubbed toe, a muscle cramp, and even a sunburn..