Last person to post wins

[Opa-Athenalite]

| After this commercial break |

———-jingle————

Emeterio slime salesman : Do you enjoy making posts? 
-visuals of Primal on keyboard- 

does the lack typing send you closer to insanity? 
-clip of tweaked a- 

join everyone else in the pursuit of happiness

Overe here on

 

[Primal]

An intriguing prospect... I mayhaps, but not before winning this post

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Primal’s instinct is primarily to be the primary poster. It’s a prim primal instinct to have, if not inconvenient. 

 

[The Cookie monster]

70% of my brain cells were devoted to eating cookies....
I hadn't unlocked the last 30% but know because you killed 70% of my brain cells, I AM THE MOST POWERFUL BEING IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!! 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Cool. Now you’ll develope the worlds best cookie recipe. 

 

[Primal]

Can you make some chocolate chip cookies? 

 

[The Cookie monster]

Yes but not for you 

 

[BillyBobJoe13]

How about for me?

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Y’all is basic. 
Make da best Red Velvet with creamcheese frosting!  

 

[Primal]

Or, hear me out... eat the raw cookie dough

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

I’d rather eat straight creamcheese

 

[Primal]

Ooh, an actual hot take. Disagree but I respect your opinion.

Who am I kidding that's the worst idea I've ever heard

/hj

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Raw cookie dough is too sweet! 

 

[BillyBobJoe13]

Depends on what kind of cookie dough

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

….now I’m thinking what cookie dough sans sugar tastes like

 

[Primal]

Probably awful

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Stares at carton of eggs….

 Y’all ever had a V8 with a raw egg? 

 

[Yui]

Meee

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

I haven’t had it since I was little. No idea why my dad had us drinking that…

 

[Primal]

Why would you eat anything with a raw egg?