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[The Cookie monster]

The cookie monster still oblivious to everything around him runs out of cookies. He knows what he needs to do.....

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Opa, still laughing, notices the silence and rolls to the empty box of cookies and kicks it

 

[The Cookie monster]

The cookie monster enraged charges at Opa demanding for more cookies. It is at this moment that he realizes that he should exercise more and eat more cookies. Before he makes it halfway there, he trips and passes out from exhaustion.   

 

[The Cookie monster]

*less cookies

I can't spell lol

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Opa, seeing the cookie Monster’s plight and @Primal’ blank stare into space, is overloaded explodes all over everything and everyone

 

[The Cookie monster]

The cookie monster wakes up from what seems like a long nap yet he does not seem refreshed. He looks around him all he sees is destruction and a very dead Opa. He doesn't remember anything about himself. The only thing keeping him sane is one thought cookies....

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Opas dead body wiggle

 

[The Cookie monster]

The cookies monster in desperate need of cookies searches Opa's maybe dead body. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Opas body begins to coalesce into a vaguely cooki-like shape 

 

[The Cookie monster]

The cookie monster delirious from lack of cookies and Opa's explosion sees a giant cookie (Opa) and starts trying to eat it. 

 

[The Cookie monster]

btw I really like cookie irl if you couldn't tell. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Opa’s cookie form screeches while a gaping jaw expands to swallow the Cookie Monster whole, thus creating the first Ana-cookie-da (anaconda cookie ) 

Opa’s malformed body searches for that box from earlier to use as a throne. Once in the box/Throne, Opa begins the slow evil laugh of a winner

 

[The Cookie monster]

Wait, what about @Primal? 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

@Primal  is my fighting off the forgetting potion. So   Catatonic lg standing beside my throne. Wearing the hat I put on them

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Burp and that’a your ( @The Cookie monster

) last breath

 

[The Cookie monster]

Ohhh what a said day, we have lost an amazing person R.I.P. cookie monster you will not be forgotten. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

I’ll have cookies every Friday to honor this loss

 

[The Cookie monster]

Or, you could perform the cookie ritual and bring me back to life....

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

And lose my giant blue cookie shape?! 
what kind of example would I be setting for my Ana-cookie-da descendants. Think of the children!!!

 

[Primal]

Dramatically walks in the room

My forgetting was… largely exaggerated