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[The Cookie monster]

Genuine question, do dog whistles actually work/ exist 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Hmmmm idk

 

[The Cookie monster]

You do know that there is an amazing invention called Google? 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

How Do You Know Of my Sacred OverLords?!!!!

 

[The Cookie monster]

I have my ways 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Spai hiding in plain sight 

 

[The Cookie monster]

I have an army of doggy spies 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Ingenious! 

 

[The Cookie monster]

I know! Every things that they are so cute and let them go into their homes. Then the dog gathers the information for me and leaves. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

As long as they dint look like strays, that could work lol

 

[The Cookie monster]

Yeah, unless the dogs go to the cat lady's house. I fell that could end up really bad for the dog. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

I need a nap 

 

[The Cookie monster]

Then take one, you've been working hard. You deserve a nap. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Breathing is hard work. 

 

[The Cookie monster]

Yes, you've been breathing all day that's why you need a nap. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Thanks Cookie

side note: I win. 

 

[The Cookie monster]

No problem 

Side not: not anymore you don't 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Side hooks you off stage 

Meee

 

[The Cookie monster]

That's not very nice. Now if I ever have a therapist I'm going to have to tell them about how action has scarred me for life. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

-looks up therapists for cookie monsters- you’re not able to eat the therapist right? Even if it’s a talking cookie?