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[Opa-Athenalite]

W Rizz? 

Mate...

@Opa-Athenalite I know I am not supposed to ask, but how old are you

Hehe lol. I'm just joking 

I am endless-ly confused 

 

[The Cookie monster]

Ok, rizz is short for charisma so having w rizz means that you can pull women. Does that make a little more sense? If not I'll try to explain better. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Um. Sure  I’m too old to be cool is what I’m hearing  

 

[Tom]

too old

How old exactly?

 

[The Cookie monster]

If you still don't understand what w rizz means just google it. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

1000 years old

 

[The Cookie monster]

 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Blah blah blah  

 

[The Cookie monster]

Opa is a vampire!! Run!! (I'm winning btw) 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

I’m a cookie vampire. I drink the goodness out of all cookies. Leaving behind a stale lifeless cracker.   BWAHAHAHAA

 

[The Cookie monster]

NOOOO! Not my beatiful cookies!!!

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

I will ensue the apocalypse with stale cookies 

 

[Tom]

...

 

[Tom]

Let those three dots convey my entire confusion

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

After I get to all the cookies, every person will be unable to enjoy a cookie, which will degrade their mental stability,! Which will then create more fights and problems, which will lead to pressing the button marked “DO Not Press” , thus creating the apocalypse. 
 

in other words: bad cookies make ppl cranky. Cranky people destroy the world. 
 

 

[The Cookie monster]

Bad cookies also make the cookie monster sad

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Does sad Cookie Monster turn into Godzilla?  

 

[The Cookie monster]

No, something much worse. Sad me turns into...

Spoiler

Angry Meee!!!!! So scary. you can run now. 

 

[Opa-Athenalite]

Aaaaah-ahaha -runs m starggers, tripping down ROFLing - it’s a fuzzy wuzzy monster

 

[The Cookie monster]

But wait there's more! I pull out my top secret superpower cookie. I eat it. Suddenly I grow. I grow, I grow, and I grow. I'm the size of a skyscraper. Now I'm truly anrgy.