Corrupt a wish!

Granted. Here's Amnesia for nerdyface

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I wish for the other half of Orbis to join the Rose-Mensa war

 
Granted. They join on the side of neutral

I wish that I had a $20 USD Steam card so my brother would stop trying to get me to get others to share CS:GO with me

 
Granted. You get what you wished for, nothing. Everything you know and love vanishes into nothing, you will spend an eternity floating into the big empty void of nothingness. You will have only your thoughts and memories to keep you company. Your memories will eventually fade into nothing as eternity passes, and your ability to think rationally will deteriorate as you slowly go insane. 

I wish to be made Herald of Tea and Biscuits.

 
@Keyes, you failed to corrupt my wish nyahaha

Granted, but then Tea and Biscuits revolt and deprive you of your status and in the process kill you.

I wish for nothing

 
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wish granted - i know how to read, but i'm reading the briefing for your assassination.

Skynet is this Terminator robot thing. Search it up.

 
Mikhail said:
wish granted - i know how to read, but i'm reading the briefing for your assassination.

Skynet is this Terminator robot thing. Search it up.
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I know exactly what skynet is. the thing is, i never wished for robots or anything of the like so...you granting my wish with that? out of place.

and you didn't wish so...Wish granted.

I wish for "return from earth 2" to come 3 days earlier

 
Granted. It is scheduled to come three days earlier but is postponed for two years due to lack of funding for the movie.

I wish for no hw at all

 
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granted, but then you get transferred into the IB program at my high school, in which you get 5 hours of homework a night.

 
Skynet is real btw. A u.s based terrorist searcher. Basically listens to peoples phone calls, determines whether or not they are terrorists by their phone calls then kills them. Skynet is responsible for hundreds of not thousands of innocent lives being taken while airstriking trying to kill a dozen people that the programed declared terrorists. Its actually pretty scary tbch.

But anyway, that wish is granted, but ms. Siumai has a secret, and a definitive adams apple. 

I wish for world domination

 
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