18/06/2020 of being eaten

[Kebs]

 

[legoboyvdlp]

The shark is smiling - who wouldn't want to be eaten by a friendly shark rather than a grumpy crocodile?

 

[Laffopuritain]

Crocodiles are scarier somehow

 

[Wummy_Yodder]

Knowing how sharks eat their prey (ripping chunks off of them often while they're still alive) I opted for a croc, they at least have the decency to drown me before I'm eaten

 

[.Khan Kubrat]

If I get eaten by a shark I would know exapcly what is happening and if I get eaten by a croc I wouldnt know what's happening coz it's spinning and I dont want to see the beast that eats me.

 

[WarriorSoul]

Feels like a false dichotomy here

 

[Malakai]

Feels like a coup in the making with all the sheep choosing how to die before the event takes place...

 

[Allend]

You will die faster when the shark attacks you, so less pain.

 

[Bright Dorne]

Crocodile death roll seems painful, but at least Ill die on land or shallow water. Getting killed by a shark, with the infinite abyss beneath or around you, though, no thanks. Hard pass.

 

[Roger]

Shark will do it in seconds crocodile will take time

 

[Helm Hammerhand]

The death roll of a croc would be the most uncomfortable thing. Would rather be killed rather quickly then drown to death while be rolled around. 

 

[Micchan]

Sharks don't like human meat

Crocs love human meat

I hope the sharks goes away disgusted

 

[Bear]

Sharks don't like human meat

Crocs love human meat

I hope the sharks goes away disgusted

"Fucking weeb" - shark as it swims away

 

[Szeth]

Crocs just sounds epic and will make national news

 

[Etat]

I'd rather be eaten by this guy, in one bite rather than several.