09/06/2021 of Disney Villains
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AlexanderVonHresvelg
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Scar. Not a question.
Kebs
TKR 9 - Forum Fighters
Gaston!
Why Gaston?
•No one's slick as Gaston
•No one's quick as Gaston
•No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
•There’s no man in town half as manly, he’s perfect, a pure paragon!
•No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
•As a specimen he’s intimidating
•No one fights like Gaston
•No one douses lights like Gaston
•In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
•He’s got biceps to spare
•Not a bit of hims scraggly or scrawny
•Every last inch of him’s covered in hair
•No one hits like Gaston
•No one matches wits like Gaston
•In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
•He’s especially good at expectorating
•He used to eat 4 dozen eggs now he eats 5 dozen eggs
•He’s roughly the size of a barge
•No one shoots like Gaston
•No one makes beauts like Gaston
•No one goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
•He uses antlers in all of his decorating
Why Gaston?
•No one's slick as Gaston
•No one's quick as Gaston
•No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
•There’s no man in town half as manly, he’s perfect, a pure paragon!
•No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
•As a specimen he’s intimidating
•No one fights like Gaston
•No one douses lights like Gaston
•In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
•He’s got biceps to spare
•Not a bit of hims scraggly or scrawny
•Every last inch of him’s covered in hair
•No one hits like Gaston
•No one matches wits like Gaston
•In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
•He’s especially good at expectorating
•He used to eat 4 dozen eggs now he eats 5 dozen eggs
•He’s roughly the size of a barge
•No one shoots like Gaston
•No one makes beauts like Gaston
•No one goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
•He uses antlers in all of his decorating
Augustus Caesar
Current HPoT and Retired HPoW
Obviously it has to be Darth Jar Jar Binks! The greatest secret villain!
Sorenia
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AlexanderVonHresvelg
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Obvs. Who else could it be?
OOF. He isnt really a bad guy, just a guy who cant take a hint though.
AlexanderVonHresvelg
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Kebs
TKR 9 - Forum Fighters
I almost went with Scar, “be prepared” great disney villain song and Jeremy Irons great voice actor.
But i just had to remind you all that Gaston exists.
