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Skitter

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Now I have your attention.

I need a new name, and I want YOU to choose. the best suggestions will go to poll.

And before you all call me a liar:

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You need something that embodies all that it is to be a gear in the great and powerful war machine of TKR. Something that is subtle and powerful at the same time. A two sided deal you know? like a couch that says "yeah, I have style but I also like to have a fun time." Except instead of style your name can indicate you have laser eyes or some shit, you can have style too though, if you wish. 

Point is, I'm thinking something like Marcus Alexander. 

Alexander is pretty bad-ass until people start calling you "Alex" then you are just a non-gender specific nickname which is why it should come after an equally bad-ass name that makes the gender clear. But Alexander doesn't really make for a last name, so we should give you an ambiguous and mysterious last name as well, like Smith or White or Winberry. Yeah... Marcus Alexander Winberry. 

Wait, no, that gives you MAW as an acronym. that just will not do. MAX would be cool but no one understands names starting with "X." Everyone is just like, why dont you just start it with a Z if it is going to make the Z sound!? with an X starting one of your names, you are destined for great things if you consider leading a civil uprising and ultimately failing great. One of those guys that forever gets branded with "Rebel Leader" not " Revolution Leader" trust me, big difference.

So anyway, I think we should just go with what we know. Something strong and yet also not flashy and in everyone's faces. How about John Smith? very cookie-cutter name but for some reason it also commands authority. Or maybe its just me. Or maybe it's the painkillers im on. Who knows?!?!?!?!?!?!  :iiam:

Oh yeah, btw, name for what?

 
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Patrick MacFarlane said:
Alex and Taylor. In conjunction with the anime avatar I can 100% say I have no idea if you are a female or male. I am going to assume male since women seem to be outliers in this forum. Still though, I apologize for my lengthy reply last night. I honestly have little to no memory about typing any of that
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Taylor.... hmmmm..... anyone read worm by Wildbow?

 
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